Christmas Novelties

I received this card in the post today from a relative.  Nothing strange about that, you may say.  But take a closer look at the card and try to visualise it the other way up, just like I did when I opened it.  Lol. Knowing who this was from I don’t suspect they put it inside the envelope upside down just to make me laugh but It did make it even funnier.

When Alex got back I showed him the card and without saying a word to him he pointed out the alternative greeting on the front.  So, it’s not just me then!

Readers who have been with us from the outset of this blog will have seen what happened to my new Smart Balls.  You will recall that I didn’t think they were very smart, in fact I found them useless.  But I did find an alternative use for them.  I hung them on the tree throughout Christmas and waited to see if our parents spotted them when they came round.

 

 

 

 

 

Well in time honoured tradition (I have just made it one 😀 )  Here is another use for one of our other toys.  This one is probably gender specific for obvious reasons but I suppose I could use the Butterfly for the ladies settings.

 

 

 

 

 

When it comes to stuffing that old bird you need that extra bit of length.  😀  So how about using this to help ram that stuffing home.  After you finish up it can then be used to relieve the tension of the morning food preparation.  😉

 

 

Take a look in your Toy Boxes and see what you can cum up with.  Oooh Errr!

 

 And don’t forget to visit me here.

 

10 thoughts on “Christmas Novelties

  1. That’s certainly an inventive use for those Smart Balls. As for myself.. I think I need some help with that new vibrator of mine 😉

  2. Re: 25 Peeps…. Looks like no contest…hands down hummm, I mean you’re going to win hands down. Funny, I had no problems find you!

  3. I had to look it up to make sure but, fanny hill. Most interesting card. If you send out cards, perhaps you can send that out next year. It would be perfect. Love the alternate use for the sex toys, especially the old bird stuffer.

    Suze wishing you and Alex a Merry Christmas. Hope you get that bird stuffed for the holidays.

  4. I love to look at things from a different perspective and these toys can be so versatile. Lol

    Thanks for the Christmas wishes and the support over at 25 Peeps, I really appreciate it.

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