Give Me A Hot Sausage Please

I couldn’t resist this weenie roaster, there is no ambiguity there just straight forward phallus worship.  Can you imagine sticking some of those little chaps on the Barbie when the family come round.  Lol

I’m not sure it could handle anything large though, it could suffer from the droop.  And when you lube him with mustard…well, that’s just got to smart.

I’ve got myself thinking of long hot Summers now as I sit here in the freezer which the UK has become lately.  I’ll turn up the heating and pretend I’m in Oz.  Roll on Spring…