Ron Jeremy
I’ve never been a fan of Ron Jeremy because of his porn films. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have a sneaking admiration for someone who, by his reputation, has boundless energy, will appear at the opening of an envelope if he thinks he’ll get his picture taken.
There are some male porn stars who I can imagine women lusting after. Maybe they are a little quirky, or are well-built and look after themselves. Perhaps they are assertive and exude testosterone in a way that draws women to them. [“Or have big cocks!”, Suze]. But with Ron Jeremy all I can see is a loveable hairy guy, a little short and these days a little over-weight. He’s never struck me as a sexual dynamo, his technique is a little matter-of-fact, laid back, in-out and done.
That sounded like a criticism didn’t it. Well I suppose it was, in a way, though I’d prefer to think of it as an observation. Ron Jeremy started as an actor and moved into porn. I think his acting ambitions still shine through. He’s appeared in as a number of mainstream movies and allegedly goes out of his way to appear in them. He’s had cameos in Detroit Rock City and Killing Zoe and worked as consultant on Boogie Nights and 9 ½ weeks. He even appeared a an extra in Ghost Busters
I get the feeling that Ron Jeremy would do Shakespeare if anyone would let him, and if I were directing A Midsummer Night’s Dream I would have him play Bottom. I mean, can you imagine anyone play the part of a donkey better than big Ron Jeremy?
If you want to see Suze playing with Jenns Jameson’s boobs, click here for the video on ASTV.
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He’s also popped up in a few music vids from time to time. Also, isn’t he able to suck his own cock, hence the nickname The Hedgehog? Or as I mis-remembering something else entirely?
Interesting point Asterisk, about he nickname. Apparently it’s because he once arrived at a shoot soaking wet and cold and even after a hot shower to warm up his co-star said that his hairs stuck up and made him look like a hedgehog.
But yes he does have a 9.75 inch penis and he could suck himself off when he was younger. These days (because he’s gained a few pounds) he can only “kiss the end”.
My college-age son called me from the strip in Las Vegas to say he’d just run into Ron Jeremy crossing Las Vegas Blvd. with an entourage of midgets. We shared the hilarity of this serendipitous encounter, then I came to my senses and asked him: “Hey, how the fuck do you know who Ron Jeremy is?” To which he responded: “Dad, how the fuck do YOU know who Ron Jeremy is?” I can only assume that at some point during his upbringing, he found our well-worn out copy of “Bad Girls,” an early “Hedgehog” release and a classic which featured Ron “Jeremy” Hyatt and his legendary Louisville slugger. Jeremy has a masters degree in education, if I’m not mistaken, and taught at the secondary school level before pole-vaulting into porn. Don’t sell him, uh, short. 😉
Putney, hehehe.
You’re right about Ron Jeremy, he’s not stupid and I never meant to imply he was (if I did?). Love the story, great father-son bonding moment.