Fucking Funny?
In our latest quest to find some good porn to watch we returned another DVD for swapping at our local Adult Store. They are beginning to recognise us again now. We will be turning up one day to them greeting us by our first names and asking if we would like a cup of tea. 😀
We were feeling kind of lazy on Saturday evening so we disappeared off to bed around 8:30pm and turned on the DVD player. This time we tried a new vendor to see if they could scratch that itch if you know what I mean.
Alex opened the red and we lay back against the headboard sipping away with great hopes that this would be a good one, given that the past couple we have returned with have been less than arousing for different reasons.
The DVD started up and looked quite promising with the clips that were given as a taster at the beginning. I placed down my wine on the bedside table and took up my resting position (which means right hand on Alex’s cock. Lol)
It looked good, the first scene featured Simony. Yes, that’s her in the top left corner there. She could do me any day, she has eyes which moisten my lips within moments. But enough said…
She was there on a platform in a dreamy setting, surrounded by reams of white nylon netting. At this point I began to wonder why, had she become a seamstress since I saw her getting fucked last. 🙂 She was now on all fours pouting and moaning to the camera, looking very hot and dirty. Then on to the platform stepped her male companion and he started to lick and finger her, this would normally have got me right in the mood but it had the opposite effect.
The moans weren’t syncronised with the action and she started to do the common porn classic of sucking air in between her teeth loudly. This has the effect of making the hairs stand up on the back of my neck, it sounds so false especially coupled with the insincere moans and groans.
I was beginning to find myself slightly irritated by the action which seemed to be unsure whether it was going for the stunning camera effects and scenes or pure porn action. As soon as they did a close up on the pussy action it would either go romantically misty or cut to a shot of her face again. Now, I love to look at Simony just like many men and women for that matter, but not when I know she is being fucked by a rather ample cock. I want to see her swelling and getting wet not pouting and making eyes to the camera.
Anyway I digress, Simony is being fucked quite nicely and Alex is like a baton in my hand! We turned and looked at each other and without any words being said or pre-fumbleâ„¢ he was flipping me on to my right side pushing my right leg between his and taking hold of my left in his left hand.
He pushed in deep and started to fuck me like a man possessed. No slow screw with embraces and kissing. Just fucking, fucking and more fucking. I came, once, twice, three times (don’t anyone out there say “a lady”. :D) Then Alex began to screw up his face in to the “I’m coming” look, and with a hard thrust of the hips which banged against my arse with a clang of bones. He came deep inside me.
Nothing abnormal there you may think but…he then started to laugh. I thought he had a funny momentary thought pass through his mind and he would stop. But he didn’t he just became more and more hearty as he began to slow the thrusts as the last of his seed spewed forth.
His laughing then developed in to a roll around on the bed laughter. Well, you can imagine by now I was slightly bemused. What the fuck was so funny? Did I have something strange stuck to my back? Had I farted and not noticed in the throws of passion?
I must have had a rather concerned look on my face when Alex finally stopped laughing and asked what was wrong. Not that he really needed to ask, men don’t usually break out in uncontrollable laughter when they are fucking me. I can quite honestly say it is the first time I have known my partner do that during sex.
Best part about this is that Alex doesn’t have a clue why he was laughing. If anyone can enlighten me I would love to know why this occurred.
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I think it must be something close to what happens with some women crying after climaxing, a nervous thing after the tension has been released, but it’s the first time I hear of something like that. We usually just collapse fully quiet lol
Well, we experienced something similar this week–though we were FAR from coming when it happened. It rather killed the mood a bit!
*sigh* I need to get laid 🙁 Just keep rubbing it in, why don’t cha…oh, and LADY. PTHTHTHHTHTHTH
I’m with FRog, it’s a tension-release thing, and quite healthy actually.
pre-fumbleâ„¢ – lol
Perhaps cuz your action was better than the porn you were watching?
hey guys! i know exactly how alex feels, i always laugh during sexual acts!! especially blow jobs, which can often be off putting lol. and after the guy has cummed i always laugh, i find it sooo amusing and satisfying. still havent reached the big O personally, but im working on it….i broke up with my bf so that slowed things down a bit but i masturbate more…still getting to know myself hehe
Luv T
I can\’t recall ever experiencing a man doubling over with laughter after climaxing with me, if we\’re not both laughing about something (that HAS happened). I have no idea why Alex did it. Frankly, it would piss me off, I think.
We finished watching a new adult film tonight and I must say that it was rather disappointing. One problem is the sound recording–too much empty-room echo, too many words lost to actor mumbling, unsynchronized dubbing of sex scenes shot \”MOS\” (no sound track, dubbed in later). We had to stop the DVD and run it back several times to understand what was going on.
But the sex was hot, and over the two nights we watched this film we emulated you several times! Great sex from my man is one of the best things about watching porn with him!
So the film was crap again not having much luck with the porn lately are you, as I suggested perhaps you ought to start making your own, I’m sure the two of you would make a good job of it.
Well at least you got a good fucking out of it so not all was lost Suze, is there any news on the outburst of laughter from Alex, as I have no explanation for it at all???
I would go with oxygen deprivation to the brain because of his engorged status, which made him a bit loopy … or maybe he was temporarily possessed by the spirit of a dead comedian?
I can’t remember the last time I saw a good porn movie.
(In fact I can’t remember the last time I saw one at all, lol.)
The laughing thing…..Rob did that once. I still have no idea what was so bloody funny!
you tickled his fancy……:)
well, i am still inexperienced, but i have watched porn on a couple of occasions; the lack of a storyline always cracks me up.
Often it is just one of those things that can happen at any time. And what better place than in bed?
You will often find me, supported on my arms over the supine Mrs C., head hanging from the exertion and laughing like a drain. It’s just a release of tension thing and not at all unusual I’m sure. At least, she isn’t fazed by it.
Frog, I never experienced anything like it before, it was strange.
Lola, I’m glad it happened afterwards. 🙂
Stealth, come over here then! 😉
Robmjc, I think you could be right.
Sheets, it always is. Lol
T, thanks for joining in. I do hope you get to experience the big “O†soon.
Cherrie, I was a little thrown by his laughter and I’m glad it happened post orgasm or I think I could have been a little annoyed.
Dickie, you may have a point there. Now, would anyone be interested in watching me? 😉
Dzer, I prefer you first explanation. Lol
Miss U, you need to come over and watch one with me and we will try and work out what made them both laugh. 😉
Mr Fab, do you laugh too?
FC, another one! 😀
every single time i’ve had a significant orgasm, i’ve laughed. sometimes it’s just a chuckle, othertimes it’s a full on case of giggles.
it’s perplexing, but quite a nice reminder that sex should be fun.