Non-Fiction

The Silent O

Suze

I have been slowly developing a cold these last few days and been subjected to every icky symptom along the way.   All say Aghhh!  😀  It started off as a pain in my back just under my shoulder blades and I thought I had pulled a muscle but it turned in to a bloody cold and chest infection.

You don’t want to know what I have been coughing up.  Lets put it this way, they were solid enough to bounce.  Lol.  Anyway, enough of that I don’t want to bore you with the details.  Although I would like some sympathy.  😉

The effects of my cold have now manifested themselves in my chest area.  Stop it!  You naughty people, I have had all the “can I rub something on that for you jokes already”.  😀  Also I have lost my voice, well most of it has gone.

Normally this would not bother me but I love to be vocal in bed.  Not just giving instruction but to convey my inner elation as I am being fucked.  I don’t do silent fucking or orgasms, I never have.  Strange but it seems unnatural for me to be stifled, hence the feeling of imprisonment when I’m aware that the neighbours are in the bedroom adjacent to ours. 

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not ashamed of our very active sex life but it’s more a defensive mechanism.  I don’t want to inflict sounds of our very pleasurable fucking on neighbours who may not appreciate it.  At times I do question this based on the fact that they smoke weed most of the time and turn their microwave on at all hours of the evening.

I can hear you all shouting “how do you know they use the microwave”.  Haha, it interferes with our television if we aren’t watching porn, so there.  Lol. 

I digress.  Yes, I don’t like to be fucked in to next week and not be able to show my appreciation verbally.  But this fucking cold has stolen my voice (it’s amazing, I never feel too ill to fuck.  How is that?)  So Alex is giving me some of his best action and all I can do is…squeak.  I try to tell him “Yes, fuck me harder” and it comes out as something resembling a mouse on steroids.

There are some upsides to this cold’s effect on my voice though.  Occasionally it goes quite deep and sexy.  I bet you can’t guess what happens then.  😉

20 thoughts on “The Silent O”

  1. God, that’s priceless….I always try to limit my sounds when I’m sick lest something prepubescent or ridiculous comes out and ruins the mood….But if you can tell when it’s going sexy…oh, let it out darling! Feel better soon…

  3. How thoughtful of Mr Sign.

    Suze how about, next time you are up for it and have your voice, you record it for just such emergencies. Better having re-runs then nothing at all… Right?

    You absolutely sure you don’t need any help with that CHEST cold of yours? I mean it could be serious. I could be there as soon as I could get a passport.

    As to the thin walls, call me a perv but I think I could live with it as long as you guys are not going at it hot and heavy at some really late hours. Oh and when the room next to your comes open, let me know! 🙂

    I hope you fell better soon. I have something trying to get a hold of me too. Oh noooooo…..

  7. Alex is a very lucky guy. When Emm gets a cold, it’s definitely not a fucking-cold. It’s a leave-me-alone-to-die-cold.

  8. Shame about you not wanting any more offers to rub stuff into your chest; I’ve got just the stuff. My special juice is just the thing you need, you would need to give me a hand to release it from its container, but once it’s out I could rub it on your chest for you.
    Do you think Alex would mind???

    xx

  9. Ohh get well soon. That cold is going around is nasty. Stay in bed. I think Alex would like it if you didn’t have any clothes on while you in it.

  10. I hope you get better soon, Suze! A deep and sexy voice is really the only upside to a cold, although mine tends to sort of die at the end of a sentence.

  14. I hope you get over the cold soon, Suze, but I keep having visions of you printing out sections of the Kama Sutra and holding them up to Alex whilst in the throes!! And then you could have the marks out of 10 at the end!! *giggles* 😉

  16. Who needs doctors or hospitals with all these people vying to take care of you? I just hope you get better soon . . . but keep your new voice!

  17. I’m THE Master of the silent O; a habit I picked up when I was new to diddling- mostly a result from sharing a bedroom with my Sisters as I was growing up. I can do it silently and with virtually no movement; which is quite an achievement- depending on the intensity!

    Come to think of it ,I rarely say anything in bed these days other than ‘Ow Ow Ow I’ve got a cramp in my _______.’

    I’m getting old I suppose!

    Get better soon!

  18. mouse on steriods? LOLOLOL hugs honey hope your better and holwing as your usual self soon… btw thats when i know i am really sick…if my sex drive takes a nose dive then i’m pretty ill.

  19. i hear some hot love makes you feel better, maybe it doesnt help the cold but what the heck. you need plenty of vitamin c suze, how you get it is the fun part. get well soon.

  20. Lola, my range went from sexy husky to squeak and I had absolutely no control over it. 🙂

    Jenn, so does Alex, do you believe them? lol

    Bryan, if you want to come over and rub my chest that would be great. Good idea about recording my responses, I need to look in to that for future use. 😉

    If next door should move you will be the first to know.

    Dickie, you are so naughty. 😉

    Erika, you are so right!

    Cosima, it would be good if mine would stay deep and sexy.

    GE, I think I’m best staying under the covers…

    Miss U, I agree totally.

    SSS, Nice to see you over here. Thanks for the link it had me chuckling in a kind of squeaky fashion. Lol

    Sky, another good idea!

    Boo, thanks, I hope you are well.

    Cherrie, Thanks, if they all want to take turns looking after me I won’t complain. 😉

    Mrs Zig, it takes a lot to put me off sex! But you already knew that. 😀

    Jack, thanks for commenting. I couldn’t agree more. Sex cures most ailments I find.

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