Nasty, Naughty Nurse!
 So, there I was minding my own business, up a ladder stripping the paint from the garage door when I turned and rested my arm against what I thought was the aluminium ladder frame. Except it wasn’t. It was the hot-air paint stripping gun I’d just put down, 500 milliseconds and a whiff of burning flesh later and I have the lovely crescent shaped burn you can see below.Fucking nasty, fucking ouch!So I figured I needed a naughty nurse to kiss it better. Suze is busy and in her usual sympathetic way (whenever I have an accident) she exclaimed “How the bloody hell did you do that!”. Nice to know she cares!
In the absence of Suze putting on a ridiculously skimpy PVC number and giving me a bed bath I thought the image to the left would make me and the rest of you feel better. |
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Ouch. nothing more to say. I feel for you, that looks damn painful.
Suze, just applied some of her special cream to make it all better.
You’re lucky in a way, imagine if it had been your groin…
I hope that heals quick
Ow…poor baby.
I do that sort of thing occassionally and I use aloe vera and a blow job. The aloe reduces the pain and the blow job makes you forget it. Then take aloe and blow job every day until healed and hope it doesn’t heal to quickly.