Rent-A-Tit

Kim KardashianIt’s never occurred to me to pay for someone to turn up  at one of my parties. You either come or you don’t, right? Well perhaps it’s because I don’t live in La La Land.

Why do I say that?

Because I just read that Kim Kardashian charges £47,500 to turn up, have a drink and have her picture taken. Nice work if you can get it.