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Did I, Or Didn’t I!

Suze

I bet you are all dieing to know how the interview went and if I got the job. Well…

I got it! I am now as of today officially employed. I can’t tell you what a relief it is to know that there will be some much needed cash coming in to the house again. Not to mention the chance to get out there and meet new people, possibly people as naughty as me. 😀

Being on my own all day has made me very quiet (you don’t tend to talk much to yourself. You could get locked up for that) so it may take a while to get used to having real human beings to talk to all day. My cat wasn’t the world’s greatest conversationalist, most of his chats were about fish. Oh no! Now I really have gone. Only joking.

My only companions in the daytime were my cyber buddies and my favourite bloggers. It will be quite different getting back in to the routine of leaving the house each morning and catching up with everyone in the evening. Sex permitting. Lol

But I promise, I won’t neglect you. I haven’t broken the news to my cat yet. Not that he is good company, most of the day he is busy looking at the inside of his eyelids. But you can bet when there is nobody to watch him sleep he will not be a happy kitty.

In my elation at landing a job I forgot all the things which I will miss doing during the day. Like exchanging naughty emails with some of you and reading your saucy posts. I will have to catch up with them out of work hours now. But most of all I think I am going to miss not being able to sneak off to the bedroom in the afternoon and frig myself off whilst watching some hot action on DVD when I feel like it.

How can you manage to do that at work any suggestions are welcome…

I’m going to have to find something to substitute for my usual afternoon indulgences. Or I suppose I could go out at lunchtime in the car and park up somewhere quiet. But at this time of year I don’t think I’m going to want to sit and frig in a car when the air temperature is below freezing outside. I suppose I could take a blanket. You know what the say, “where there is a will there is a way. And knowing my luck video surveillance. How would you explain that to your new employer. 😉

Does anyone out there do this during their lunch breaks? Do you guys nip off and have a crafty wank somewhere? Have you any tips?

19 thoughts on “Did I, Or Didn’t I!”

  2. Congrats Suze, I hope things work out very nicely for you. As for the crafty wank.. I’m sorry to say I have no experience of this.

  3. honey!!! I am sooo happy for you! I start my new job on the 12th.. so.. I am sooo excited babe..

    We both have jobs..

    it’ll be fun..
    You learn how to squeeze in blog time..

  4. Great Stuff! Glad to hear things are working out for you.

    Let’s see now, what can we do do to keep you entertained… Well I could always re-open the chat room and we could invite a few cyber friends! Call it lunch time warm ups!
    You may want to refer to one of my older posts, if you’re looking for something to do at lunch time…
    http://bizclown.com/dh/archives/2006/02/10/just-a-quickie-in-the-car/

    I think you use to give us some stories about you and Alex at the workplace, perhaps you guys can meet…Lunches in the car or in the park when things warm up?

  6. Congratulations!!! Not that I envy you losing out on all that free time. But I’m sure you’ll find a way – and I hope you’ll find the time to tell us all about it.

  7. Drink lots and lots of water… that way you’d have to use the loo quite a bit… you will then be able to determine what time of the day has the least traffic in said loo giving you a modicum of privacy for your frigging…

  8. Congratulations on the job, fantastic news!!! Best suggestions I have would be the bathroom or having Alex meet you for lunch. Mr SD meets me for lunch now and then, although we usually dont get up to anything.

    Ms SD

  9. Huuuuuge congratulations, Suze. And I’m sure you’ll find somewhere to nip off to for a crafty one. Maybe having to keep extra quiet could be fun, too.

  10. Sorry I cant help you with some crafty ideas. It does however leave me looking around for some new ideas!
    Congratulations Suze! wishing you very best !

  11. ‘Does anyone out there do this during their lunch breaks? Do you guys nip off and have a crafty wank somewhere? Have you any tips?’

    I didn’t wait for my lunch break- I would just lock myself in the bathroom while I went for it. Luckily I was the only female worker at that job- I was a piss-poor receptionist at a panel beating shop, so I had a toilet/bathroom all to myself. It wasn’t the panel beaters and the spray painters that got me all revved up either- I think it was just from being in a testosterone-driven smut pit that did it; all those naked chicks on the walls!

    Tips? Don’t stay in there Too long- you’ll raise more than suspicions!

  12. This is great news! I hope the job gives you many more opportunities to fantasize or even find some new lovers to supplement your wonderful relationship with Alex.

    Getting off on your breaks? Get one of those battery-powered DVD players, park in the far corner of the lot, wear skirts with no pantyhose and hide some toys in the glove box! When you come back all happy and relaxed, everyone will wonder how you did it!

  13. Oh congratulations on the new job. That is wonderful news.

    Not much help on nipping off here. Only experience here is after hours. I suppose you could have one of those remote control toys that you could switch on to keep yourself entertained while at work but then again I remember you were a bit vocal so that would never work. Good luck on finding that way since we all know there is a will…

  17. When I first started at my job, I considered it, only because I was new at the time, and it also coincided with a new hot guy there, who ended up quitting, so the inspiration or idea waned, and now the environment itself isn’t something that I could describe as being a quarter sexy. And yeah, the surveillance depends on the type of company, and the last thing I’d want is to be up there on CCTV indulging in a few solo strokes,although it would probably perk up the snooty security guard.

    When I did have access to Google though, it was good using Google reader because I’d be able to still access blogs.

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