Non-Fiction

Wish…bone!

Suze

I know it’s a strange title for a post but it will become apparent why I have named it so.

Well, I wished for snow and we got it. Only problem is there isn’t quite enough of it to keep Alex from being able to go to work. 🙁 It’s bloody cold though and really quite grey and miserable, it’s all I can do to keep myself in the right mood to masturbate. Lol

Last night was particularly cold so we fucked within the warm confines of the bed. The Cupids Couch looked kind of neglected in the corner. Not quite the weather for out of bed on rubber screwing. Lol

In fact I don’t know why I ever fantasised about shagging in the snow. I put on my flipflops and ventured out on to the back garden around 11pm to see just how cold it was. How silly is that? It was bloody freezing and I came straight back in again. No, screwing in the snow is a lovely thought but not a fantasy I will be making come true real soon. 🙂

Instead I went back up to bed where Alex was waiting. He’s not stupid, he knew there was no way I would go through with the outdoor copulation. It wasn’t long before he was standing to attention again, it must have been the sight of my erect nipples under my nightshirt.

I was still cold from my venturing outside and turned on to my front to partake in a little doggy action. It was so cold that I pulled Alex’s pillow under me and wrapped my arms around it. Then I crouched low and hugged the pillow tight. Alex moved in towards my buttocks and I pushed my knees out to the sides allowing myself to lay flat on the pillow under me. The balls of my feet were now resting against each other and my knees were pointing outwards.

Alex moved in behind me and mirroring my legs and placing his either side of my hips with his feet together. If you can visualise this, it looks from above just like a wishbone. As he pushed his erect penis inside me I could feel the warmth of his legs as the enveloped me.

This half squatting position opened up my buttocks and gave him unhindered access to my pussy. It also gave me the ability to push upwards with each inward thrust, just like a small frog hop. As he worked his cock in and out of me I met him with a bounce, pushing him deeper inside me.

The normal on the knees doggy position does not allow this upward movement, the bounce of pleasure. Movement is restricted to pushing back against each inward thrust, not quite the same and certainly not a pleasurable. 😉 As a result of being cold and trying to keep warm but not sacrifice a fuck has led me to find a new position.

Has anyone studied the Karma Sutra? Is this one in there or is it a totally new position? Either way I have to give it a 9 out of 10 for ease of entry and a very enjoyable, cervix-punching screw.

14 thoughts on “Wish…bone!”

  4. In the snow?!? You were temporarily insane, weren’t you? Ha! I can’t talk though, I once did it in a big walk-in freezer in a convenience store (Yes, while the store was still open for business). And YES, it did actually function in the cold! =P LOL

  5. That was a pretty amazing visual!

    I think you chose the sensible option by closing the door and jumping back into bed. Although had you ventured outside, perhaps you’d have witnessed a new kind of ‘stiff’ lol.

    Good luck for Monday Suze…got my fingers crossed for you. x

  6. Congradulations on comming t the realazation that outdoor sex in winter doesn’t work anywhere else but the equator, before it was too late. And congradulations on what seemed like a really hot night.

  8. You know Suze, over here in the states we have people go skying in their shorts and short sleeves. I would not doubt some do it sans clothes too. How do they do it? Yes there is snow on the ground but it is a very warm day and the snow has not entirely melted yet. There may be hope but it sure would be wet and you best not dawdle in getting the deed done.

    I wish I had the Karma Sutra so I could look that up. It sounds like something fun to try if I can just picture it right…

    Now I have a wishbone and some snow. I am half way there.

  9. I should run downstairs and get my copy of the Kama Sutra, but it’s late and I need to go to bed. I don’t recall too many lying down positions in there, though.

    We enjoy the lying flat rear entry on occasion. In this position I lie flat and he comes up behind me and slides his cock in between my legs and into my pussy, his legs on either side of mine. I can thrust up against him, but usually I just lie there and let him do the work. He can get it really deep that way!

    Keep warm, you two! Flip-flops in the snow? Brrrr . . .

  10. I have always also fantisised about snow sex, but somehow there is always a snow leopard with hot breath and smothering me with a hot furry body. (Of course I know that it would just end in shreds for me, but that is half the fantasy really. )

    xx sabine

  12. suze we have about 100 inches (of snow….haha) that i would love to send you, as for snow sex, i agree its sounds alot sexy than it really is when your shivering your gibblets off.

  13. We get plenty of snow, EVERY winter so are under no delusions that it is bloody uncomfortable and impractical to screw in, lol.

    I thought in our 30-odd years we had tried just about every position there is but…well thanks. Maybe we’ll try this tonight when we get back from our favourite restaurant.

    Happy valentines day, both of you.

  14. Fly, I need to get some taken! Lol

    Mr Fab, can you send one to Fly.

    Boo, me too…

    LD, tell me more or better still, have you any images? 😉

    Miss U, Thanks. I didn’t risk frostbite either.

    GB, you are so right. It seems like a good idea in the warmth but…

    Boo, you too.

    Bryan, lol. If I can get some pics from Mr Fab I will share.

    Cherrie, this position involves me kneeling down. Lol

    Sabine, nice to see you around again. Snow leopard, hmmm!

    Jack, I know, I’m just beginning to realise it’s not quite as good as it sounds.

    FC, I’ll be catching up on you to see if you did. 😉

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