Non-Fiction Toy Reviews

Special Delivery

Suze

Now I have returned to work I don’t get to see my friend “The Rammer” any more.  Don’t all sigh at once!  😀  I must admit I miss his bulldog-chewing-a-wasp face walking down the driveway every day and his amiable manner.  Lol

I now arrive home from work and can see immediately if we have any mail, because it is there hanging out of the letterbox.  Most days is just dangles from one corner, displaying for all to see that there is nobody home.  Don’t you just love your postman…

And arrangements have now been put in place for delivery of my “Toys”.  I just couldn’t stand the thought of my elderly neighbours taking them in for me and then handing them to me on the doorstep.  What if they took a quick look or the packaging ripped.  It just didn’t bear thinking about.

Now instead of them being delivered any time during the day I receive them before I leave for work.  Useful too!  😉  My first special delivery from toy supplier arrived the other day, my “Adult Toy Selection Box” and we aren’t talking chocolate.  I couldn’t wait for the driver to turn his back and walk away from the door.  No sooner had the door closed and the key been turned in the lock, than I was unwrapping my adult selection.

I had a quick look through the cellophane lid and took the box upstairs out of sight before I left for work.  I have made the mistake of leaving personal belongings visible in the house and my mother knocking on the living room window.  🙂  She never actually mentioned the vibrator but she must have seen it before I pushed it behind a cushion of the sofa.  I ask her to ring me now before she turns up.

Alex and I need some time to try all the goodies out, when we have we will tell you all about it.  In lots of detail.   Because we know you like that.  😉

15 thoughts on “Special Delivery”

  1. My mother doesn’t even knock before she comes barging through the door- she tells me Ishould lock my doors more often- but as I keep trying to tell her- She’s the only one who ever breaks in!

    Get busy with them toys, you two!

  2. I’ve got my ickle finger vibrator and lube well hidden, so well hidden I haven’t used it since last December! I know, I know, it’s shocking that I haven’t since then.. my little rosebud is getting lonely.

  4. hehe, funny. a few years back our government decided that we’d be best served by Canada Post if instead of home delivery we all got to start using these special ‘super mailboxes’. well, at least in my province, not sure if it’s country-wide. now all our mail is delivered into mail boxes along the side of a street near us, instead of to our doors (unless of course it’s delivery by a company like UPS rather than Canada Post). anyway, that’s one way to keep the neighbours out of private biz, since I tend to pick up my mail late at night when no one is around ;). have fun with the new toys! x

  6. Will be looking forward to the review… How embarrassing about your mother catching an eyeful of your vibrator… do you think maybe she was happy to see you are a happy, sexual being, or is she not OK with that kind of stuff? Maybe she has her own vibrator….

  8. Look forward to hearing about it. The picture of the edibles could still be relevant. What was it Marianne Faithful and Mick Jagger did with a Mars Bar?

  9. Now that’s what I’m going to take to Katy’s next Mars Bar party! Nothing more romantic than a modern chap in touch with his feelings who melts in front of his lady!

  11. hey elderly people need toys too Suze, lol. you could add their reviews to yours and compare notes..lol or you could get a mailbox and so the rammer wouldn’t have to work so hard. That sounds like a neat job, delivering sex toys to horny men and women, i missed my calling again!

  12. My Mother-in law took to arriving one day via the open kitchen window…nowhere is safe!!!! Mind you I rather relish the idea of her finding something or other just to see her reaction.

  14. Alternatively, you could have them delivered to your work address? It could make for a more interesting working day, full of anticipation…

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