He Put His Cock Where?

I was once lent a book called The Mezzanine by Nicholson Baker. It’s the story of one man’s lunch hour. Doesn’t sound much I know but it’s an incredibly detailed description of the hour in question with various musings on life the universe and paper straws. It was quite an interesting read. Do you remember paper straws BTW? I do, just. 

The reason I mention it is that the author recounts an episode in his childhood when he would push his penis through the centre of a sanitary towel. Don’t ask, I can’t remember the rationale behind that one, or even if Baker ever fully explained why he did it. I remembered it when I came across these two stories. They’re not very contemporary but then again they aren’t the sort of thing that you read about every day. Despite the experimental antics of young boys.

It seems that there is a general urge on the part of many man to push their cocks into any orifice. It doesn’t even have to be a comfortable one, I mean a pasta jar? 

And call me old fashioned but if you are going to experiment like this why can’t you do it in the privacy of your own home? Maybe I’m not that much of an exhibitionist so I can’t understand the reasons why someone would use a penis pump while driving. Maybe someone can explain that to me at least.

Anyone else heard of any similar bizarre penis related news items?