British Girls Have The Tightest Pussies
I’ve been trawling the web for some nice juicy stories for you all. How about this one:
Researchers at De Mintfort University in Coventry have been conducting research into the tightness of the female vagina and have proved that UK women have the tightest pussies by a margin of around 5%.
The research took place over the last three years and involved universities from all over the world. Using a specially designed gauge the volunteer subjects and researchers were able to measure the resting and “clenched” pressure exerted by the female vagina. The device was inserted into the test subjects and the researchers read the forces from a digital display at the base of the device.
Dr Loralie, head of the research group, told us “The research was carried out on women were no longer virgins but had not given birth, so their birth canals were not affected by the birthing process.” She went on, “We expected a statistical variation within each country’s population that would deliver a pretty uniform tightness across the world but the UK seems to have the tightest vaginas by a margin that discounts statistical errors.”
Although the UK has the tightest vaginas across the population the tightest of all were found in Mexico where women in the Gatito Apretado region needed a specially adapted gauge to accurately measure their extremely tight vaginas.
Tight? I guess the UK girls dont have enough sex.
Im a uk girl and we have plenty of sex… being european its our favourite past time. We just arent ‘sluts’ as such of US girls, resulting in tighter and more pleasurable sex.
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I sure would have liked to join in the research…lol
what do uk girls do to keep the vagina tight i had a vaginal delivery and im loose now
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hell alex, this is another case of pussy science where i did not see the job adverts in time to sign on.
reading the tightness numbers on a digital display AT THE END OF THE DEVICE? christ almighty, that is almost obscene, getting paid to look at the end of the device in the name of pussy science. for the sake of modesty the least they could have done is put a transmitter into the device and beamed the results to a computer screen on the other side of the curtain.
i imagine for a lot of subjects the act of being observed by nearsighted geeks in white coats and bow ties could be a rather tightening experience. i suggest we retool the device and do the sampling again.
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