Making A Clean Sweep
The AlexSuze household has become a shine to the Sex Toy lately, with the reviews and tireless testing. All for the benefit of our readers. Lol
Every room seems to contain a butt plug, dildo or other object of pleasure and to us that is perfectly normal. We are comfortable with our sexuality and open in our pursuit of carnal pleasures.
It seems perfectly normal to share the living room with a dildo or the bedroom with a clit stimulator sitting on the bedside cabinet. Perhaps a little too normal, as is the way with comfort and familiarity it can lead to an embarrassing downfall. Like the parents turning up unexpectedly or in our case little nephew stopping with us overnight.
Alex and I did a sweep of all the house and collected the various items of naughtiness together. We needed to be able to lock them away because little nephew is becoming more aware and inquisitive as children do. So we decided to use one of our old combination lock suitcases.
We whizzed around the house before collecting up items, we must have looked humorous dashing around clutching dildos, vibes and lubes but we managed to collect every last one and lock them away in the suitcase until the little one had gone home.
As soon as we finished up and secreted the case under our bed (it needs to be to hand doesn’t it?) we left to collect him in the car. It’s great to have him stay over but tiring after a week at work but it helps out and we love to have him despite being absolutely buggered by the time he goes home. 🙂
I let him in to the house whilst Alex parked up the car and the first thing he does is go to check his room and then he does a tour of the house. I suppose he is checking if there is anything new to see.
Just as he enters the office I spotted it…
…there on the bookshelf was the box from the strap-on I fucked Alex with the other day, if you missed the review you can catch up on it here. I quickly flew past the little one almost turning him in to a spin and grabbed the box. It wouldn’t have mattered if it hadn’t so graphically illustrated the contents of the box on the outside and I didn’t quite feel up to explaining to his mummy why I had a box with a willy in it. 🙂
I got away with it as little nephew was so stunned by my quick moves that he didn’t notice me throw the box up on top of the bookshelf. I’ve got to admit that as I write this post I’m still wondering if we managed to move everything, or is there something lurking in a drawer somewhere.
Whatever it is it’ll probably come to light when Alex’s mum is there to see it. Aaaargh!
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LOL don’t you love when people show up expectantly and you have to hide everything.
I have loved your reviews that is for sure. And honey you can join in on that fantasy anytime you want 😉
Well you guys are quick. At least you do not have “The Art of Oliva” hanging around to be taken down when ever the prudes come around.
😉
You should have a check up list with the exact places where naughties are and keep it update with new acquisitions.
Oh, and practice with regular Emergency Put Away trainings.
I hope I helped
LOL
I do envy you two with your freedom to leave things lying about readily to hand, and a sex toy in every room. Even without the kids, the constant danger that the MIL will park her broomstick outside our back door makes this impossible for us!
Maybe you need to have collection points in each room so it is quick and complete to get them under control when the need arises. I have been a floor monitor for some time at work and I am sure I can help you come up with a plan. LOL
Glad you managed to snatch the box in time. Happy testing you two.
my toys are pretty much all in my room. not in a fancy box, just laying there on the floor. easy access yanno? lol sometimes i tend to have some morbid thoughts, they just happen. i’ve travelled quite a but lately (the pleasure trip was the most amazing, you can read about it in my blog if you’d like, i’m still babbling about it, lol), but i think about what if the plane crashes and i die…the toys are just out, in the open. i want to be cremated, but if i had a tombstone, i’d love it to say, ‘here lies a kinky girl’, she was hopelessly devoted to her Sir. *sigh*
*hugs* i hope you are both doing well. 🙂
sure….making a sweep of the house for toys….lol. i pick up regular child toys….i so need to start a toy chest of my own.
i cannot imagine anyone i know walking in and finding something like that….i would not know if i would laugh or cry…..lol.
I cant wait for you two to have kids…. a lot in your house will change lol
oh and the pic that goes with this post…. DAMN LICKABLY HOT!
Lilipad, I’m so glad you enjoy the reviews, it’s for people like you that we tirelessly test them. 😉
Oleblue, I assume this is a naughty picture. No, most of our things hide away quite easily if you are given warning that is. Lol
Froggy, good idea but I would probably forget where I put the list. 🙂
Mr FC, we simply forget as they are so much a part of our sexual play now. Therein lies the problem if you get what I mean.
Bryan, you could be toy monitor if you like. Lol
Lee Ann, I love the way you casually leave your toys about on the floor for easy access. A girl after my own heart.
DP, try a lockable suitcase. It’s ideal and doesn’t stand out if someone were to find it. Providing it’s locked of course. 😉
Mrs Zig, I know, I think we will stick to the cat. Yes Alex is VERY lickable. 😉