Bouncing Boobies
You can call me a perv if you like but I just found and innocent way of ogling girls at the local supermarket. Lol I’m going to have to make the most of it though because those low cut Summer tops aren’t going to be around much longer.
One of the supermarkets we frequent has escalator and stair entry, the stairs running down the middle of both escalators. When we use the escalator I normally focus on the outside views through the large plate glass windows.
Today was different, it was a dull day and I was staring at the stairs instead when my attention was stolen by a girl wearing a low cut white t-shirt and blue jeans running up the stairs. Everything was bouncing along nicely in time with her movements and the view was wonderful, as her breast heaved up and down fighting to get out of her bra. 😉
It was one of those moments when you wish you didn’t have someone behind you and you could follow her all the way to the top of the stairs by walking backwards. The moment was far too short and I was destined to see no more.
As we hit the floor and started to alight the escalator another girl came rushing in and took to the stairs. Shopping just got a little more interesting. I’m such a perv but it is so good being bi. 😉
Though I’m not bi, I agree with the post about bouncing boobs. As a guy I try to find opportunities to say, in a way that’s both complimentary and in hopes it can lead to something more, how nice and full the boobs look. I just wish there was a way I could be more direct about it to express how much I really like them and would love to have an opportunity to kiss them, suck them, etc., but I know not every girl reacts the same way. Any advice for me?
TC:
Don’t do it. Seriouly. Even my wife, who is a swinger, would generally find it off-putting if someone came up to her and told her she had nice boobs. It’s the VERY rare girl who wants to be approached in a mall like that — and they’re nuts.
The issue is one of safety. She doesn’t know you. She doesn’t know if you’re crazy, if you’re going to follow her, if you’re going stalk her, hurt her, etc.
The only place you might be able to get away with it is in a swingers club — but even then you would have to do it right. And I still don’t think you lead with, “nice rack!” At least, it’s never been my opening line.
The other thing is, girls know they have nice boobs. Girls also know that you think they have nice boobs. Every guy likes their boobs; you’re nothing special in that manner. It’s like telling chocolate it tastes good. Chocolate knows.