Can I Get Your Number?
Remember that I told you we invested in a suitcase to keep all our toys in, one with a lock to keep nosey parkers out of? Well, I forgot to mention that we also have a stash of porn mags kept in a photo copier paper box, in the small cupboard under the stairs.
Even though there are numerous free porn sites, it’s nice every now and then to get a magazine and thumb through it. For even greater effect I have on occasion read one whilst Alex drives me around. The looks you get a traffic lights or from van drivers are priceless, especially when they have to take a second look because they can’t believe what they have just seen. 😉
Back to what I was going to tell you. This morning I had just stepped out of the shower and wrapped myself in a big fluffy white towel when there was a knock at the door. How is it that as soon as you sit on the toilet or take a shower, someone decides to either visit or call you!
Anyway, I threw the towel over the heated rail and wrapped myself up inside my bathrobe, slipped on my slippers and made my way downstairs. I could just make out a man through the glass in the door. I checked out that my cleavage was showing slightly. Did someone just shout tart? Lol
Then I opened the door. It was a clean shaven dark haired, olive skinned guy, about my height and dressed in a uniform. Ordinarily the sight of a uniform would have got me slightly moist and giggly but his outfit was leprechaun green and not very attractive. However, he wasn’t too bad but I didn’t have much time to flirt before I had to leave for work. He had a lucky escape. 🙂
“Where is your meter love?”, he asked.
“Just under there, inside the cupboard”, I replied pointing to the small door.
He bent down to see inside and turned on his torch to assist his reading, he wrote some numbers quickly into his book, turned off his torch and closed the door.
As he left he smiled at me and I thought he could be interested for one glancing moment.
…Then…Have you every had the feeling that something isn’t quite right and you can’t quite put your finger on it? I did but not only did I put my finger on it but my whole hand. It occurred to me that he may have seen something naughty in there.
One half of me was willing me to take a look inside the cupboard and the other wanted to take refuge in denial. I shook myself out of my turmoil and took hold of the handle and pulled.
I could not believe my eyes. The last time Alex had gone down for a magazine he had left the top off the box, it was stood against the wall to the side of the door and the top magazine cover was clearly visible.
The large chested blonde on the front of Hustler could not have been missed surely.
Oh shit, shit, shit!
Shit indeed!
I’m sure he’s seen worse. lol.
wish i had a porn collection….that would be sooo naughty…im wet just thinking about it…. 😛
I wish I was the one reading your meter! I wouldnt have been looking at the mag for sure.
Oh nooooo, now he’s gonna think you’re naughty. What a shame! 😀
Aww, that’s “terrible.” I mean, you probably gave him enough ideas to keep him distracted from work for the rest of the day, if not that night. 🙂 Nothing wrong with a healthy porn collection, though we use a large 1m plastic toolbox in our house; mainly because I hate lube spills. Like oil ones, but nastier.
I am sure you and the magazine – in that order – made his day!
hehehehhe…okay, sorry for laughing, but it’s a classic moment. Reddening, sure, but one of those you’ll laugh about…except if the guy is regularly appointed at checking meters in your neighbourhood, then that’s another matter.
lol….i am sure you made his day….he needs a little excitement reading meters all day. so, you fulfilled your good deed for the day!
ROFL that is to funny, i am defiantly sure between the cleavage and the magazine you made his day/night.
LOL……..it could have been worse lass, not that I’m not a huge fan of midgey porn……that would be an embarassing magazine to leave out!! 🙂
I haven’t been past here for a while, so good to catch up with all the saucy recipes and titbits on offer- online and inhe flesh so to speak 🙂
Sabine
Ha ha, this is so funny, I’m sure it will have definetly made his day 🙂
Reminds me of when my nosey sister decided to clean my room; early teens. So kind. But I didn’t appreciate finding my mags neatly laid out on my bed.
Miss U, I know I’m sure he must have seen.
FC, You are probably right.
T, You should buy some it’s good to look at for a change.
Kitty, I bet! If ever you are over here for a holiday…
Froggy, you are a tease! Lol
T’Sade, I like your idea of the toolbox. Everything could be laid out in the trays for easy access. It would need a lock on it though.
Cosima, I’m blushing just thinking about it.
Ana, I never thought about the possibility of him returning. Bugger!
DP, I like to do my bit for the country. Lol
Lilipad, *giggle*
Mr Zig, True.
Sabine, good to see you around again. Enjoy catching up, plenty to get your teeth in to here. 😉
Golden Touch, I hope so.
Toby, tell me more…