Embarrassing Moments

My work colleague “Busty” inspired this morning’s post as I chuckled about it over breakfast. She is at the start of a new relationship with a much younger guy and is obsessed with her appearance all the time as he is a looker.

She goes to bed in makeup which she knows will last throughout the night, just so he can wake up and look at her sleeping in bed. Yes, it really is that bad. Lol

In order to do any beauty treatments, because during her waking moments with the exception of work, she has to send him out somewhere or encourage him to go to out with his friends.

On Friday she was telling us how she had sent him to the local store for some produce just so she could fake tan. She said I put it all on smelt dreadful and was sitting letting it develop in some really old underwear which I didn’t mind getting marked.

The next thing the door goes and he is back and there was I sitting in my old undies. He knocked on the bathroom door and I had to shout “Don’t come in!”. I just couldn’t let him see me like that. I managed to creep on to the landing and in to the bedroom to get changed without him seeing me. I tell you she is so funny but the best was yet to come.

Busty said she had a really bad case of wind the other day and managed to hold them in most of the day. Finally when she was on her own in the bedroom, she let one rip. She said it was a really foul smelling fart and she felt a sense of relief that it was no longer brewing inside her.

She then recalled, “The next thing that happens is he comes upstairs and almost makes it through the door…I had to run towards it and slam it shut.” Well, my other colleague and I just burst out laughing and I couldn’t stop until my stomach started to hurt.

Has anyone any embarrassing moments to confess to us? 😉