Cheap And Sordid Sex
I just had a flashback to the days of buying paper porn mags. Remember them?
It isn’t the actual purchasing of the magazines that I remembered, it was the standard of the stories in them. Be they “reader’s letters”, faux investigative journalism about people’s sex lives, or actually billed as erotic fiction, most were pretty awful.
The erotic, no let’s say it pornographic, fiction was often the best as the letters pages were crammed with readers/magazine employees trying to tick all the boxes to satisfy the reader’s need for wank material. So I’m not going to knock the fiction, billed as fiction, that filled a need and you left your disbelief at the door so to speak. But the letters are another thing.
The one that leapt to mind was a story from some “travelling salesman” (cliché alert LOL) who was invited back to a hotel room by this female choir after a concert. The short and the long of it being that they all bounced on his cock (12 of them I think), playing a sort of Russian Roulette, until he shot his load. Then they all did it again.
Like that’s ever going to happen. Like I said, billed as fiction I don’t have a problem with the story, but pretending to be fact spoils the experience.
Stuff like that keeps popping into my head, winding down to Christmas is doing nothing for my concentration.
One of the first things that gets me is the cliche. Any ‘handyman’, courier, pizza delivery man, pool guy. They’re like the top tier, cliche wise. They’re followed by the ‘boss-employee’ scenario (that frequently ends up as a ‘Dom/Sub’ scenario that inspires a yawn or two), doctor/nurse (it’s funny considering doctors in hospitals may as well be on another planet, especially visiting HMO’s), and lastly the professor/teacher-student. Yeesh.
Another one that gets me is the mechanic … so this woman walks into a garage … believe me it never happened to me. Well not with a customer anyway.
I remember what type of stories you’re talking about. The great thing is,.. I’m lucky enough to have turned several of the outrageous ones into non-fiction. 🙂 I still remember a few that I have yet to turn into reality, but I’m working on it. 😉