Titty Twister

I was watching an old movie the other day where the strippers wore the little tassel things on their tits and made them go round. One of them could even make them move round in opposite directions. Wow! What a talent, I would love to be able to do that.

I’ve never tried it and the closest I came to getting some tassels was from a girl I used to know who worked in an upholstery shop. She put a couple of tassels inside one of my birthday cards and said I should practice. I wish I knew where she was now, she had a great sense of humour, very much like my own. Lol

After watching the movie I decided to look up a pair of tassels and give it a go. I couldn’t believe what they are actually called. Someone is having a joke…they are called…hold on a minute while I stop laughing…Pasties!

Now, I’m not sure what other countries think of the name but over here a pasty is usually a savoury filling encased in pastry. Check this out, it’s about pasties and they are yummy. Who the hell decided to call them that? Of all the names to select.

I mean “Tit hat”, would have sounded better and been more fitting for the purpose.

If anyone can enlighten me as to why they are called Pasties I would be most grateful and educated. Lol

Tags: nipple pasties, nipple tassles