Cock Rings And Tings
I was walking around the toiletries section of our local supermarket the other day and noticed the Durex stand amongst the toothpaste and shaving foam. They had quite a variety of products on display including tingle and warming gel.
But they also had quite a revelation in as far as I have never seen them sold in the supermarket before…the cock ring.
How times have changed, form the little stand in the chemists shop with a small selection of those things we don’t like to talk about on there. To full on, in your face, we enjoy sex and we aren’t afraid to say it, cock rings.
As the M & S adverts go, “Not just any old cock ring…but a vibrating cock ring complete with bullet”. I can just hear Dervla Kerwan mouthing those words as we speak. Lol
I never dreamed that you would be able to walk in to the store and buy the fixings for an evening meal and then afters…some stimulating lube and a cock ring. And just how does the cashier at the till deal with this transaction? I would love to buy one and check out her expression when she scans it. 😉
Is the beginning of a new sexual revolution? Are Brits becoming less conservative and accepting of their own sexual urges and desires?
In a few years will we be able to walk in to the store and purchase a vibrator or butt plug? “Something for the weekend Sir/Madam?”. There are already little booths to discuss your requirements with the pharmacist, could these be for relationship advice in the future?
Can you imagine going in and chatting about your sexual needs and them recommending a course of sex toys for you to take home to try.
It’s a nice thought but I’m not sure we are quite there yet.
Tags: sex toys, cock rings, sexual lubricants, stimulating lubricants
“And just how does the cashier at the till deal with this transaction? I would love to buy one and check out her expression when she scans it. ”
Or… when there is a problem with the scanner and the cashier has to ask via the interphone, outloud detailing the item hahaha.
“Price check on the extra large black jelly butt plug please!!” hahahahaha
BTW, I have it on good authority that those disposable cock rings with the built in vibe actually work quite well… a coworker told me about it and his GF loved it 😉
Froggy, I may have to give it a try. Lol
Rossco, we have tried other vibrating cock rings but I would love to just buy one of these to see the reaction we got.
You should give one a try. 😉
Go up to the cashier bold as brass and ask “Do you have this in a larger size?” LOL
FC, I may just try that. Lol