Horny And Busty – No Man Is Safe
There is lots of innuendo flying around the office at the moment. I’m not complaining I love a good bit of smut the office isn’t the same without it. We … Read More
Month: July 2008
Sex And Teabagging In The Office
There is a certain kind of satisfaction in knowing that you are aware of things your colleagues don’t particularly have a clue about. Four years ago my knowledge of the … Read More
Fucked In The Barn
Continued from earlier. Chris struck her again with his crop, the sound of the blow was music to Penelope’s ears and was followed by a stinging sensation in her buttock … Read More
Riding Crops And Leather Boots
This is part one of a two part story, I’ll publish the second part later. The dark brooding clouds rolled and boiled above the grey stone farm house, their ceaseless … Read More
Bisexual Convertible
I’m bisexual for those of you who have only just started to read. Oh, and welcome. 🙂 I consider myself to be very lucky, being attracted to both sexes and … Read More
Sex In The Lab
We’ve just finished watching “The Making Of Me” in which John Barrowman tried to discover what makes him gay. Yes, newsflash John Barrowman is gay! For me he can be … Read More
Perverted, Deviant Or Just Plain Sex?
Today Max Mosley won his case against The News Of The World which stemmed from their publication of images, a video and newspaper stories about his “Nazi Orgy”. The BBC … Read More
Hot And Sticky
The heat is bad enough, but the humidity is killing me at the moment. It’s currently 17:25 and despite now being over 100 metres higher than the office I’ve been … Read More
Making Out With John Barrowman
Horny watched a breakfast show yesterday morning which featured John Barrowman. On the show he revealed that he has taken part in the filming of a series of programmes trying … Read More
Illegal Porn Movies
Is Porn Over Regulated? … Many people in Swindon seem to think it is. According to the Swindon Advertiser there has been “[an] Illegal porn explosion in Swindon” What this … Read More
Fucked So Hard I Squirted
When we went to bed I wasn’t really in the mood to get intimate. It has been a hard week, no it has been a hard few months at work … Read More
Nelly Hunter Nailed
Ever have that problem where you see someone and you can’t remember their name? Well with Nelly Hunter I had the problem that I saw here on some un-credited images … Read More
Sex In A Suit
Long-time readers will know that I have a nice charcoal grey suit that I keep specifically for sex. Suze loves a man in a suit so it’s a guaranteed turn-on … Read More
Feltching For Fun
Here’s a question. Where does the term feltching come from. If Sadism comes from The Marquise De Sade and masochism from Sacher Masoch, then is there an Erick Feltcher out … Read More
Tits And Mayo
The woman at the greasy spoon I go to for my lunchtime sandwich has gone away on holiday this week. She has left one of the regular staff to run … Read More
Ron Jeremy Laying Pipe
This made me smile. Not sure Nintendo would be that happy though.
Wayward Boobs!
There seems to be a bit of a theme running through my posts at the moment. I won’t apologise, I know you like them too. You may be familiar with … Read More
With Boobs Like These Who Needs Airbags
I don’t know where this is from. Someone sent it to me on an email at work yesterday. Couldn’t resist posting it.
Fucking At Warp Speed
Porn and Parsecs – Sci-Fi And Sex I love sex and I love sci-fi, but never once have I been tempted to put them together in the bedroom. That doesn’t … Read More
I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It
I was driving home tonight and this song came on the radio. This girl is not just a looker, my type completely but she also has a very catchy song. … Read More