AlexSuze

Ever had the feeling that your life pivots around a single instant? It happens to me occasionally, most notably when I met Suze. No, really this isn’t bullshit, the circumstances … Read More

How’s about this for a piece of bad research? Laura Michaels, porn star of some provenance managed to blag her way onto the very respectable This Morning show on ITV. … Read More

… Trouble! Our cat is far too curious, as you can see. He’s a bloody menace when you’re trying to make sex toy videos. And for more sex toy reviews … Read More

I’ve had an idea. TV is always looking for new formats. How about a series where individuals compete for an apprenticeship with a porn studio? It’s good enough for Allan … Read More

Taking up swimming has been more than an enjoyable way back to exercise it has had some interesting behind the scenes revelations. These days you don’t find many places where … Read More

The yearly circus that is Big Brother rolled into town last night. I can categorically say it’s the BB that I’ve noticed least. The first was almost a genuine social … Read More

Don’t laugh but “do we have any pest control operatives reading”? Ok, don’t all shout at once. Although I do have a good reason for asking. Horny has a young … Read More

I suppose the title should be “Wot no panties!”. I don’t listen to the radio in my car anymore as the volume control is broken and at random points just … Read More

I’ve just spent this evening wrestling with a technical issue at Chez AlexSuze. It’s now history, but it got me thinking. The one thing a geek could never do at … Read More

We went swimming last night, trying hard to keep up the exercise although at night it’s sometimes the last thing you feel like after a hard day at work. And … Read More

When you have a blog you occasionally get inundated with spam. In the same way that having an email account leaves you open to an inbox full of drivel if … Read More

“Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.” From the essay “The Forbidden Language of Sex”, “Refusing to Be a Man: Essays on Sex and Justice” … Read More

I wrote last year about Springwatch which was televised on BBC2 with hosts Bill Oddie and Kate Humble (yum!). There commentary in last years series was hilarious at times when … Read More

Yes, you did just read that correctly. Horny started her holidays today so it was just me and Busty on our own in the department. *sigh* I wish, it has … Read More

Does having loads of porn on your hard drive give you bad Karma? Are we subject to the same problem as some countries – if a famous Holywood star is … Read More

Newsflash: the face fungus stayed until about 17:00 on Sunday, when Suze said she was suspending sexual activities until I shaved. That, as far as I’m concerned, was a dirty … Read More