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Jan 272012

<img class=”alignleft” style=”float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;” src=”/images/masturbation-grainy.jpg” alt=”" width=”325″ height=”250″ />There’s a scene in Fight Club where Tyler Durden walks into Marla’s room and he spots a dildo on top of a chest of drawers. She says something along the lines of “Don’t feel undermined by it”. Funny ‘cos I wouldn’t.

I love to see Suze masturbate. In fact I even enjoy hearing it as she’s in the next room now playing with herself and I think, judging from the moans, she’s just cum. She’ll want me in a few minutes – why should it be at all threatening to me. It’s just one aspect of one sex lives and it enhances the experiences we have together. I know she masturbates and although it’s very rare that I wank on my own she knows when I do it because I tell her. She enjoys me recounting it.

Of course secret masturbation is something else. If you aren’t being satisfied by your partner and don’t feel you can share your need to masturbate, or you use your need to masturbate as a way of highlighting what you see as their shortcomings; Then you have problems.

Your sex life doesn’t always have to be about penetrative sex, masturbation is something that we can all indulge in with or in front of our partners. It’s fun, naughty and free – you often find an activity like that.

Masturbating in front of your partner can bring you closer together too. It’s hard to think of many things that are more intimate than masturbating in front of your partner, or anything that requires more trust than letting them witness something that is often seen as taboo, or even sinful.

So go on, get naked and wank yourself silly in front of your partner today.

Present Your Ass

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Jan 272012

Round Ass Did I mention I like a nice ass too?

Is that a fetish?

All Wrapped Up In Latex

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Jan 272012

$Latex Blue Dress$ Suze has been a bit tit obsessed today and I felt the need to come back with a little general kink. However like all men I’m a simple creature and m y love of tight fitting clothing, especially latex has inevitable become entwined with the booby theme to bring you this image.

I’ve had a thing about fetish wear for a while not. I wouldn’t call it a fetish as such it’s simply an appreciation of the female for clothed in a material which emphasises its beauty. Well that’s the way I see it. It can be translucent like this or opaque. In fact im most cases I prefer opaque. The extreme emphasis of form forcing my imagination into overdrive to envision the flesh beneath the shiny form.

IMHO appreciation of the female form is simply that, appreciation of something beautiful. It’s when appreciation becomes the objectification of the (female) human being and its disassociation with their equally beautiful nature that things start to fall apart.

Kinky Booted Girls

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Jan 272012

Lace up Boots At what pint do you move from just being very sexually aware, very sexually active and just very sexual to being a kinky bastard?

I thought there was a specific point in time. A milestone that I had passed and I’d be able to identify. Well, I searched for the kink marker in my life, high and low, up and down. I analyses my urges and fetishes and after a great deal of consideration I realised that the kink has always been there, I’m just one of that increasing number of people who are prepared to let the kink free and admit that they have fetishes.

Imagine a world where everyone is free to express their fetishes without others judging them. As long as they are safe, sane and consenting. All our eyes would be opened and that great sexual organ, the brain, would be exposed to the rainbow of sexual possibilities presented to it by the rest of humanity.

Just a thought.

(Oh, I don’t just like kinky boots either!)

Golden Breasts

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Jan 262012

I also like tanned boobs as demonstrated over there. But I have a complete aversion to tan lines. I know there is probably a fetish relating to tan lines but it’s not one of mine.

I’m not sure why I don’t like them, I can only surmise that it’s probably the stark contrast of white flesh against brown. One or the other but not both. lol

Big Boobs Boys

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Jan 262012

I was just thinking about the attraction of large breasts and just what it is that stirs me. For me the perfect pair have to be natural, no silicone enhancement and nipple size has to be proportionate to the size of the breast.

When it comes to areola’s, I prefer them to be large and once again in proportion to the size of the boobs. For me brownish nipples are more attractive but I still like the rose pink ones, just like those beauties on the image over there.

How do you like your breasts?

Porn In Your Corn Hole

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Jan 262012

I really do love reading blogs. Not just adult ones, but any, interesting blog. If you’d said that to me a few years ago I’d have laughed at you. I like the feel of a book in my hand, turning the page, unlocking the secrets hidden in the next chapter …

But now I love blogs too.

While I’m big on books I’ve never been a big fan of newspapers. The broadsheets yes, when I’m in the right mood. They can be insightful and thought provoking but the tabloids are just chewing gum for the mind. I don’t really like celebrity gossip (unless it’s Paris Hilton getting banged up in jail ROFLMFAO) and I hate sporting events being over analysed, player’s movements being speculated over and the rest.

As for politics or current affairs tabloids don’t do that. Remember the infamous “Sun” headline during the Falklands War? A picture of The General Belgrano sinking into the South Atlantic, hundreds of Argentine seamen dead and their headline? “Gotcha!”. At best the tabloids are partisan and monochrome in their views. At worst they’re despicable.

However I do think that the majority of journalists have one thing in common. A lack of imagination. They wait for a story to happen and then instead of an interesting and imaginative take on it they report it in the same way they reported the last similar story.

Don’t get me started on magazines LOL.

Before coach loads of journos turn up with placards let me just say that there are some, a sizeable minority, who do display brains and ingenuity. Not only to report well but often put their lives and their liberty at stake in pursuit of that most elusive of commodities – the truth. To those journalists I doff my cap.

So what’s this got to do with adult blogging.

Well I was thinking about Ron Jeremy, not something I often do thank goodness. However the hairy little Munchkin popped into my head because I was thinking about a VHS tape we have. A porn tape. It was an under-the-counter job way back before R18 was created and hardcore was legal in the UK.

Ron Jeremy made a cameo appearance in it, introducing two of the characters to each other during a party. The scene stands out for two reasons. Firstly it proves that Ron Jeremy will appear in/open/MC at/have his photo taken in any situation if it will raise his profile. Secondly that the acting and scripting in porn is of the lowest level.

The problem I find is that while this is acceptable for the most part in porn. When I read adult literature I want to hear something a little more considered. Maybe it’s the difference between porn and erotica, or maybe it’s just me being snobbish.

I want to know why a character did this, that or the other, or at least be given a hint at their motivation. I’m not asking for rich extensive character development but at least give the characters personalities, thoughts, feelings.

I also don’t get the repetitive same-post-every-day blogs. Many are nothing better than splogs covered in ads, but one that does spring to mind (now defunct) basically ran the same rehhased post for about four years and yet was hugely popular. So some readers must have liked it.

The question therefore poses itself. Am I in the minority. Do you like to read about the same acts/situations over and over again, is this your comfort zone? Or do you need something more than a corny porn script to ignite your desire.

All That Filth And Still I Want More

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Jan 262012

I managed last night to get a reasonable amount of work done, but not enough. I have a number of things still pending that I’ll have to fit in this morning.

But it’s worse than that.

Yesterday afternoon at work was hectic to put it mildly. Quite honestly it was bloody crap. The really bad part was that I was so tied up in getting stuff done that I wasn’t able to allocate part of my thought processes to thinking about naughty things, which as you can imagine normally takes up quite a large part of my time.

I really resent that. AlexSuze.com, SexToysBuzz.com, Kinky Halo.com and AdultBlogHub.com are a big part of our lives and when work gets in the way of thinking about them it pisses me off. Well, better luck today. Hopefully things will have calmed down a little and I can get back to some seriously naughty thoughts.

Sometimes You Are Just Born Lucky Erm, With Big Boobs

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Jan 262012

I just read that an L cup sized bra has now gone of sale because women’s boobs are getting larger. I’m guessing that this bra would make adequate hats for twins. Lol

Being just a C cup I would have been quite happy a few years ago but by comparison to the girls of today I’m really quite a modest size. I find controlling these at the gym hard enough but with L’s you would have to tether them down.

Apparently it is believed that the average sized lady is now a whopping 34E. Lucky average lady.