G’mornin’ pretty lady!
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Feb 222012
Throughout my early years I wasn’t the most popular girl in school. They usually tended to fall in to two categories, the ones who were good looking and developed before the rest of us and those who would put out for anyone.
I fell in to neither group during my school years. But when I hit 18 for some reason I had to beat guys back with a stick. This came as a complete surprise to me, to be ignored all that time and then suddenly to be desired and sought after was wonderful.
Just before this all happened I had spent almost a full summer chasing after a guy in the 6th form, he was about a couple of years older than me and he wouldn’t entertain me. I met him a couple of years later at a party and he seemed to be slightly smitten. He didn’t recognise me and when I told him who I was he was quite surprised.
For some reason I didn’t forgive him for the heartache I suffered only a couple of years ago. I know it sounds petty but I loved the fact that I got the opportunity to turn him down. And after all he wasn’t all that, my tastes had changed too.
At the age of 18 I had 4 guys on the go at the same time. They didn’t know about each other but knew about my “proper boyfriend”. My boyfriend rather handily worked shifts at the time which allowed me to fill my evenings with the others if he was working.
The whole thing was a buzz, no need to spend a penny. I was entertained by one or more of them (not at the same time) every night that I wasn’t with my bf. Let me point out that I was only shagging my bf, the others didn’t get in to my pants. I had some respect. 
However, I did have a problem remembering names and on several occasions came out with the wrong name for the company I was with. The worst occasion was when I was doing the do with my bf and I called out the name of the guy I was with earlier.
Luckily I got away with it, I think I must have uttered the name quietly. He didn’t pick up on it any way. It taught me to keep my wits about me though.
Feb 202012
Gym on Sunday is normally quiet with just a few people scattered here and there trying to be good and self righteous. Lol
Alex and I were pedalling away on the cycles after a gruelling session on the rowing machines when the first one struck. One of the young personal trainers came over for a chat and to tout for business, I think it didn’t take long for him to take the hint that this lady couldn’t afford the investment in his time.
I carried on cycling and then only 5 minutes later another one came up to me. Was it my perfume or did I just look like I could do with the one to one instruction? 
It was beginning to feel like I was being predated and normally I would have lapped up all the male attention but I did have Alex next to me after all. Lol He just read what I put and tapped me on the leg for being a bad girl.
I’m going back tomorrow, what are the chances of me being inundated with hot male PT attention…
Feb 192012
I reviewed Gazzman’s “Wasted” over on Erotic Buzz a couple of weeks ago. At the time I was pleasantly surprised by the DVD because it was so different from anything else I’d seen. Obviously contrived but done with imagination and humour I found it to be entertaining as well as a horny adult DVD.
The more I think about it now the more I think it deserves more attention. It doesn’t follow a formula, it doesn’t pretend that it’s something it isn’t, what you get from the DVD is something that doesn’t fit into normal porn categories. That worries me because although the sex in it is the sort of thing that you can see in numerous adult DVD, especially Gazzman’s the wrapper around it, the thing that makes it interesting could get passed over.
Take a look at the review and see what you think. If you’re encouraged to rent the movie please let me know what you think.
Another thing about the movie is that although you can watch it for a quick wank it you need to see it from start to finish to get the full effect. A bit like listening to a 1970s concept/prog-rock album, you don’t get the full effect unless you immerse yourself in it. LOL
Do you know of any other movies like this? “Hidden Gems” so to speak – if you do let men know.
Feb 182012
This images is great apart from one thing. I mean the lighting is fab, it’s in black and white, which I love and well, it’s an image I wish I had taken.
The problem I have is that I keep thinking that I really ought to take this girl out and get her something to eat. She’s soooo thin!
Feb 172012
Most guys will tell you they like a bit of lesbian porn. There’s something hot and unthreatening about two women getting it on for you to watch. I’m not saying that all men are threatened by the sight of a penis in a porn movie but it’s certainly easier to avoid distraction if there are two girls going at it hard.
And the guys who say they don’t like it , well, most of them probably do but just feel a bit guilty about it, LOL.
Of course some men like to see a woman getting banged and put themselves in the position of the male performer enjoying the thought of making the hot girl groan and shriek with delight.
If you do want some lesbian porn you could read our DVD reviews here before selecting bit of televisual entertainment, or how about a bit of erotic fiction here.
Feb 162012
I’ve just finished reviewing a Reality Junkies porn DVD featuring quite a mixture of stars. This Canadian based production house does tend to make some unusually themed films and this one is no exception.
It’s loosely based on Charlie Sheen’s ex girlfriend Ginger Lynn with a few younger girls thrown in for good measure. There is also a performance from porn veteran Randy Spears who I haven’t seen since he appeared in Sexetra years ago.
There is a nice blend of scenes and girls. You can read the full review over here.
Feb 152012
Although I wasn’t actually looking for any soapy sexual material when surfing the web I came across a new porn film called Soapland. Released in the UK it features Soaphouses, apparently popular in Japan where men can get a soapy rub-down and a little more.
I looked them up and found some fascinating articles about them. One here describes the Soapland phenomena in detail.
They key points here are that like many things relating to the Japanese sex trade legislation is a little weird and gives the impression that it’s deliberately vague. I’ve heard lots of interpretations of the Japanese laws around sex and obscenity but this article seems to imply that the only thing explicitly outlawed is straight sex and even that isn’t enforced.
Anyone care to educate me.
So, I also had a look at Wikipedia. What I did learn from that rather short entry is that there are women only Soaplands. Nice to know, but what about men only ones if you get my drift?
But before you all go buying your tickets to Japan for a slippery nipple trip be warned. It would appear that some if not the majority of Soaplands exclude foreigners. Sorry.
And the name? Well apparently the establishments used to be called Turkish baths but the Turkish Embassy objected to their country’s name being associated with 1,800 brothels and a competition was launched to find the new name. Brilliant.
Feb 142012
It’s a while since we last attended a porn shoot; In fact it was last last February. We went to London to film with Tanya Hyde at the very house they filmed some of the film The King’s Speech.
We had a great day on set and were absolutely knackered just watching never mind taking part. I empathise with the performers who have to keep looking fresh and ready for action throughout the day.
This shoot is going to be with renowned producer for Harmony Films, Gazzman. We have reviewed some of his previous DVD’s over here if you wan to take a look.
Of course we will be bringing you all the naughty gossip from behind the scenes and maybe even some interviews with the stars. And of course lots and lots of naughty pics.
Watch this space for more about our trip.
Feb 132012
January started slowly then picked up speed and I can’t believe that we are no almost mid way through February.
So much as been going on I don’t know where to start. Lol I’m awaiting response to an interview with a top porn director, you will be able to read the full exclusive interview right here.
I’ve also started reviewing for a new DVD producer, Starr Productions who are headed up by the renowned porn star Tommy Gunn. You can now read the first review over here.
It’s taken some time to get my hands on them but I now have a couple of the brand new Swan “Leaf” range in my possession. I have already tested the first, the Vitality and you can read the review here http://sextoysbuzz.com.
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