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Kinky Nurses

Feb 032012

Nurse Role play is a fun and diverting part of many people’s sex lives, but others take it very seriously indeed.

There can’t be many people who haven’t (in a long-term relationship) spiced it up with a little role play. I know we have on a number of occasions. It’s at the very least fun, often very erotic and depending on what you get up to it can be exciting and thrilling.

I would however class Suze and myself s pretty non-serious role players. By that I mean that RP doesn’t form the core of our relationship and doesn’t need to be present in most of our sexual encounters.

Because there are as many colours of sexuality and relationships as there are different shaped snowflakes it follows that there must be people out there for whom RP is essential.

I’m not necessarily talking about Cosplay or any other activity that involves props or costumes. As always it’s the psychological and emotional scene that is important, not necessarily the physical location or the clothes you wear.

Would any of you guys feel that role play is at the centre of your relationship?

Cold, Hard, Erm Frost?

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Feb 032012

Looks like it’ll be cold this weekend. What will you do to keep warm.

Cold Hard Nipples

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Feb 032012

I’ve just read that Rhianna’s habit of wearing underwear as outwear is causing lots of women to copy her with an added benefit for the manufacturers of a related but until now less popular piece of feminine wear – nipple covers.

If you ask me it’s all getting a bit silly, if underwear is so sheer that you can see nipples through it then it’s meant to be worn under clothes. Nice as it might be to see your lover clad in semi-transparent clothing in the bedroom outside is a different matter. I’m not being prudish, just practical. Wearing one piece of clothing that is not really fit for the purpose or situation and having to accommodate its deficiencies with accessories seems daft to me.

Ladies, keep the naughty nipple reveals for private. I for one like to see a woman dressed to tease but with plenty covered for an intimate reveal later. I’m more likely to want to undress you later if you hold something back for now.

And as it’s below zero outside now really isn’t the time anyway. LOL

Sexy Uniforms

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Feb 032012

I love this image and I’m sure Alex does too. I’ve a bit of a soft spot for some uniforms, particularly those of anyone in authority or the services. They just make me want to say “yes sir!” I can be a bit of a submissive at times too.Personally I’ve only had to wear a uniform twice in my working career and I liked it, you don’t have to worry what you are wearing in the morning and there is no competition with your fellow workmates.

I think one of the worst offenders is the “casual Friday”. Some years ago I worked for a company who did this. At first the novelty of being able to go to work in casual clothing was good but then it became very competitive with certain members of staff turning up in designer wear.

These days I wonder in to my office to start work in just a night shirt…but I do work from home. Lol

Classroom Fantasies

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Feb 022012

Lucy Pinder When I fucked the teacher … Apologies to Abba for that one. When I was at school my O-Level biology teacher was female. Boy was she female. I would fantasise about her quite regularly. The big joke was of course that we were looking forward to her giving the sex-ed practical. Alas it never cam eto pass, for some reason LOL.

Suffice to say that my school biology teacher was the sort of fresh-out-of-college dark haired and nicely curvy woman that made the perfect masturbation fantasy.

I mention her because I was just in the shower and she popped inot my head. No, not because I was cracking one off, but it occurred to me that while there are certain educational establishments across the world that offer courses in sexology and similar subject I’ve never seen one that offers a degree in adult.

Porn and the adult industry in general is just as valid an occupation as any other. You can get a qualification in “Tourism Management” or “Hospitality”, why not a degree in “Sex Toys” or “Adult Industry Studies”?

There’s an increasing demand for adult material, films and shall we say, personal products. Like all industries you need to know that the people you’re employing know what they’re talking about and meet certain standards.

Oxford, Cambridge, Edinburgh, you know it makes sense, put it in the curriculum today.

Favourite Ass Picture

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Feb 022012

One of my favourite images.

I wouldn’t be able to resist would you?

Sex, Hot And Sweaty

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Feb 022012

I wrote in a post the other week that it has been so cold over here in the UK that trying to have sex and keep warm at the same time is almost impossible. You end up with parts of you body sticking out from under the duvet and even missionary means creating a large pocket of cold air between you and your partner. Brrrrr.

At the time I pointed out it would be good if someone would invent a cover which would allow you both to keep warm whilst fucking. Well, quite by chance I found the ideal thing, it’s called a Snuggie Blanket.

The Snuggie is a blanket with arms in it so you can keep warm while doing a multitude of things in it. And even better I found a site devoted to ensuring you both keep up your bedroom antics despite the cold weather and example of which is above.

You can check out the Snuggie Sutra here

Super Sex Store Sunday

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Feb 022012

As we were in the area on Sunday we toddled off to the adult shop to check out the DVDs. It was only a flying visit but we couldn’t believe our eyes when we got in there. The place was packed.

Normally it’s either empty or we share it with just a couple of other people. Often staff outnumber the customers. However today the place was packed with customers, and they weren’t just looking. They were actually buying. Leaving aside that they could have bought more cheaply online it really does show that the credit crunch is either not biting yet or is changing people’s habits from going out to find a good time to staying in )

Of course we couldn’t help but watch the punters closely and resisted the urge to start advising on buying decisions. We’d have got ourselves chucked out. After all it’s best to keep your mouth shut when you feel like saying “Don’t buy that vibe, such and such is far better, and cheaper …” it upsets the staff.

It was most difficult to keep ourselves quiet when the couple in front of us at the checkout couldn’t decide whether the vibrators they had just bought were the right ones. Suze was hopping from foot to foot but a warning look from me told her it would be a bad idea to wade in.

Letching At Gym Again

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Feb 022012

Letching At Gym Again I have a love/hate relationship with gym at this time of year. Let me explain that statement. January is the time for executing those New Year’s resolutions and consequently brings a new income to my gym.

Every time I go lately it’s full of new faces, not just the regulars who I now have a sweaty affinity with. Lol It’s great to be able to letch at a batch of keep fit newbies but I know it is inevitable that in a few weeks their enthusiasm will have waned and it will just be me and the die hard regulars once again.

In the meantime I’m enjoying checking out the latest totty to step through the doors it helps pass the time and keeps me motivated to attend. I’m such a filthy bitch! Lol

Oh and there’s a rather cute raspberry haired personal trainer who’s new too. It’s not that she is stunning but she is rather enigmatic but I’ll keep you updated on my progress there. Got to speak to her the other day and she is a very pleasant girl.

Bugger! That brought me down to earth, she is probably mid 20’s, is that too young for me?

Hmmmm.

69 to Doggy

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Feb 012012

Maid Ass I like to share my sexual experiences and I know from the emails I receive that you like to read about them too.

Tonight Alex and I watched a little porn this evening and before we knew it were were kissing and fondling each other. We 69’d briefly and then went straight for missionary as a starter, moving through a selection of positions and finally ending up in my favourite doggy.

He was thrusting nice and deep and his cock was grazing my swollen g-spot effectively, making me cum several times. We were both nice and moist and his cock was pounding in and out of me with ease.

I was just about to come for the ??? time and I had an overwhelming desire to cough as the back of my throat started to tickle. Trying to keep it in wasn’t making things any easier, I didn’t want to put Alex off his stroke as I was sure he would be close to coming.

But the tickle won and I let a cough escape. I you’ve ever coughed or sneezed during intercourse you will be fully aware that it has the effect of trying to evict whatever’s in your vagina as your muscles push outwards.

Being fully aware of this I tried to stifle the tickling but it was getting worse and moments later I was having a coughing fit whilst Alex hung on in there, fucking away at me. Despite my best attempts to thwart his imminent orgasm with my vaginal eviction he managed to make it to orgasm inside me.

A sip of water from the glass on my bedside drawers quelled the tickle when I eventually broke our bond. And as soon as the tickle arrived it disappeared.