Double Meanings

It’s interesting that some words and phrases have double meanings and that those meanings change depending on who is using them, who they are talking to and the situations in which we find ourselves. I’m not talking about words that have defined means that are different in different context, like “sex” – this can mean […]

Moving With Sex Toys

One of the logistical problems of being in the sex toy reviewing business is that whenever anyone comes round you have to make sure the house is clear of adult objects. We’ve mentioned this before on more than one occasion when friends or family have knocked on the door unannounced and caused us to scrabble […]

The Smell of Leather

One of the sensory pleasures that Suze and I both enjoy is that of fresh leather. It’s a pretty natural smell (OK so I suspect that while the chemical process used to tan leather is less based on urine than it was chemical, it’s still the same process) and one that elicits an instantaneous, visceral […]

Sex With No Squeaks

It’s very easy to become accustomed to something that is glaringly obvious to others and to a certain degree that’s exactly what happened with us and our bed. We had it for years, a pine bed frame that we had made when we moved into our last house. It had seen three mattresses come and […]

Getting Down To (Dirty) Business

We arrived after another harrowing taxi journey to the eroFame show for the start of day two just after the gates opened. Alex and I had spent the previous evening putting together our plan of attack.  As a general rule we don’t waste valuable time checking out stands we see no benefit business wise from […]

Sex Toys And Cum

Being professional sex toy testers the one thing that is certain in our house is that a vibrator, cock ring or other device of personal pleasure is never far away. Yes we have to be careful and keep it all out of sight for when visitors pop by, especially so at the moment when selling […]

eroFame, Five Years And Going Strong

Since the first show way back in 2009 Alex and I have only missed one eroFame show.  It was the first to be held in its current venue the Messe showground in Hannover, Germany. The show’s popularity has increased year upon year and it’s now the largest adult industry show of its kind in Europe. […]

It’s That Naughty Time Of Year Again

I don’t know where this year has gone.  It’s been a busy but life changing year for both Alex and myself. As some of you may be aware we took a trip of a lifetime in June and spent 15 glorious days touring Western Canada.  A trip we will remember for years to come for […]

Exotic Init?

In 1921 the actor Rodolfo Alfonso Raffaello Pierre Filibert Guglielmi di Valentina d’Antonguolla, or has he’s more commonly known, Rudolph Valentino starred in a film called the Sheik and in doing so made millions of women weak at the knees and probably wet around the gusset. Causing unseemly thoughts among the fairer sex and probably […]

Naughty Decorating, No – Even Better Than That

I remember writing a post ages ago about decorating one summer, with Suze in her overalls with not much underneath. One thing led to another, you can fill in the blanks. Well you’ll have to because I can’t find the post. Maybe it was deleted when we had a DB corruption last year. Anyway, if […]

Abstinence I’m Having None of That

If you’re a regular reader of AlexSuze.com you can’t have helped but notice that over the past few months we’ve been conspicuous by our absence in the posting department. Now this is unusual for us because we are usually pretty prolific and the main reason for us not posting on here is if we have […]