I’ve been watching porn again. Does that make me bad?

Who cares?

If you want to see my thoughts on Ben Dover’s “St Teeny Cums 1″ click here.

Tags: Ben Dover, St Teeny Cums, porn, pornography, porn review, TelevisionX

Here’s something that just occurred to me. Does the colour of a sex toy dictate how effective it will be?

I don’t think that’s as silly a question as it first sounds. Think about it. When you’re indulging in foreplay with your partner colour plays a huge role, well it does for me at least. I’m not just talking here about my synaesthesia, I’m talking about the colours that everyone sees.

Take this as a scenario. You’ve taken your partner out for an intimate meal, you wine and dine them, the rich ruby red of the Cabernet Sauvignon contrasting with the ivory of her skin. The dancing yellow-white candlelight is reflected in her blue-green eyes. The single diamond resting on her chest on it’s gossamer thin chain refracts the light into a million colours.

When you get home she removed her red satin dress, the fabric flowing from her body like a red river of light to reveal a black basque and stockings. Her cheeks flush pink as you take her into your arms, her chestnut hair is released from its ponytail and you guide her to the waiting, clean, white bedsheets …

As I said colour is very important to me.

So although the sensory experience of using a sex toy might at first be thought of as tactile there are other senses involved. Not least of these is sight.

The shape of a toy is important and an elegant toys is far more appealing than one that looks like something out of an Argos catalogue’s kitchen appliance section. However the shape of a toy can be determined by touch too so two senses are involved. Colour can only be seen.

Toys can be fun and/or functional, realistic or abstract in form, and colour plays a huge role in defining how you think of a toy. For example a cock-shaped dildo is pretty mundane and maybe a bit daunting to some women, even a bit too literal in its shape, but make it a bright colour and to many people it becomes a more friendly, approachable item.

There are some generic toys available in high street stores in the UK that are manufactured in semi-abstract phallic forms and pinkish PVC. These fall between the two camps of fun and functional and I think fail to deliver to either potential customer, they are boring and way too conventional when there are so many innovative and arousing shapes out there.

While brightly coloured toys are not everyone’s cup of tea, manufacturers like Fun Factory make some bright and friendly looking toys which I suppose are targeted at the first time user. Toys are about indulgence too, and when it comes to style, neutral and secondary colours seem to me to be the best at conveying this.

White, for some might be clinical, but to others look clean and bright, greys and blacks always look a little more classy, signalling that you’re about to indulge your sense in a selfish and decadent way. Purple (like the Fun Factory Curve) looks opulent.

The toy pictured is the Tuyo Vibromasseur, reviewed here by Suze.

Tags: Synaesthesia, colour and sexuality, colour and sexual attraction, Tuyo Vibromasseur, Fun Factory Curve, sex toy design, sex toys

I posted about May being Masturbation Month way back in mid April, you can read up on it here. I’ve been doing my bit to help the cause, I don’t think I have missed a day.

I’m all for making masturbation open and shared by couples, it can be very arousing watching your partner jerk off and you can learn some good personalised tips too. ;0 After all if you want to give your guy a good blow/hand job his input is imperative, don’t you think?

Well, now Twitter have taken up the challenge and have teamed up with Masturbate-a-Thon and are inviting members to post up their masturbatory encounters or “Twittergasms” on the site under their profile. No need to worry that your non participating readers will find out, only other participants following the Twittergasm profiles will be aware just how naughty you are.

I’ve always been a strong advocate of sharing as you know so go ahead and let us all be part of one big blow out. If you haven’t already got an account with Twitter so you can join in, just click here.

I was thinking of going one step further and letting you see mine on live webcam, what do you think?

Tags: Masturbation May, Masturbation Month, Masturbate-A-Thon, Twitter, twittergasm, twittergasms

There comes a time in every womans life when she becomes a little precious about who she allows to fuck her. When you are young, well…you take everything you can get but as time goes by you become a little more discerning.

I was never what you would call a slapper, in fact I didn’t really get that many offers. Suze was just a 32AA girl, slightly ladette really. All say Ahhhhh! Lol

Not that over the years I haven’t had my share of men and yes Alex you came out on top of them all. Once again… I’m just a one man girl, always have been. Unless there are any girls interested!

Nothing wrong with valuing one’s body, too many give it away without a thought these days. Not to say that I’m not open to a bit of kinkiness because you all know that I am.

But there is one toy that I desire. No covet. That is the Phallix, it’s functional, quite exclusive and very, very beautiful and I want one. I want one even more now that they have incorporated a vibe in some of the range to add to the intensity of the masturbatory experience.

Tell me which girl wouldn’t want to proudly sport one of these beautiful glass objects of pleasure on their coffee table. And the ultimate…the guests not realising what it is. Lol

Check this one out …

…I wish!

We’ve just had some great news. Suzanne’s video demonstrating the Magma Phoenix vibe is going to be used on the Magma stand, the Passion website and maybe even on the streaming video in the exhibition hall at Earls Court during the Passion exhibition this weekend.

 If you can’t get to London to see it though just watch it here.

Great eh!

Oh, more great Sex Toy Reviews here.

I was quite amazed by the topics of conversation coming up at work as I mentioned in yesterday’s post. Most of them are started by me or Busty but today we were both a little taken aback by Horny.

She said in her quest to find Coronation Street…”Yawn!”…Ok, it’s not quite my cup of tea…she found a program about sex dolls. She took me by surprise with this one, I though she was going to tell me some dastardly plot line in Corrie but no.

Busty and I stopped what we were doing to listen. “I can’t see why they want to…you know do it with one of those”, she went on to explain.

At this point Busty added that some people are lonely and need to have sex.

She then started to tell us that she had seen a program with a guy who had a doll then found a girlfriend and he was trying to get her used to his old flame, much to her disgust apparently. Lol

“Because she was as heavy as a real girl he had to move her about on an office chair”, Busty continued much to Horny’s delight, she couldn’t stop herself from laughing.

I added that it would be amusing to see the postman struggle with a crate containing a life sized Real Doll. Now what would you tell the neighbours when that arrived and had to be stored in their garage until you arrived home from work. *giggle*

Busty then added that in the same program another guy had worn out the pussy in his doll, he had bought her some years ago and her joints were loose and so was her fanny. “He sent off for a replacement fanny”, she added giggling. “You can do that you know…buy spare parts for those dolls”.

I acted surprised and had to hold back from letting on that Alex and I had reviewed the Gina Lynne doll recently. There are just some things you cannot share with your work colleagues, don’t you think?

Strangely enough I can’t wait to find out what the topic of discussion will be tomorrow.

Tags: Real Doll, sex doll, sex doll review, Gina Lynne, Gina Lynne doll

There’s another chance to catch the review Suze did of the Jildo over here at SexToysBuzz.com.

Jildos are beautiful objects of pleasure, made from sustainable resources by the very lovely Jilda.

Keep stopping by SexToysBuzz.com for the latest reviews, even better subscribe to the RSS feed over there and find out about the latest of reviews as soon as they appear.

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I always knew that boobs had a power all of their own but I just discovered this new bra designed by Triumph International Japan. The reason it looks so strange is because it is an environmentally friendly, green bra in more ways than one.

The bra features a couple of pouches to carry water with you so you don’t have take not so green plastic with you. There is a solar panel that is worn on the front to store solar power. Yes, this is the “Solar Power Bra”.

Triumph spokeswoman Yoshiko Masuda admitted that we wouldn’t quite be seeing the bra in our local high street store soon as “people usually can not go outside without wearing clothes over it.”

This could herald the start of things to come, wearing your own solar powered charging unit sounds like a good idea to me, especially if it can be incorporated in your day to day wear. A little more discreetly than this though. Lol

The Solar Bra can apparently hold enough charge to power a mobile phone or iPod…just think of the possibilities ladies and gentlemen…it could be used to charge your toy batteries too!

Instant gratification on the move. I like it.