eroFame, Five Years And Going Strong

Since the first show way back in 2009 Alex and I have only missed one eroFame show.  It was the first to be held in its current venue the Messe showground in Hannover, Germany. The show’s popularity has increased year upon year and it’s now the largest adult industry show of its kind in Europe. […]

It’s That Naughty Time Of Year Again

I don’t know where this year has gone.  It’s been a busy but life changing year for both Alex and myself. As some of you may be aware we took a trip of a lifetime in June and spent 15 glorious days touring Western Canada.  A trip we will remember for years to come for […]

Exotic Init?

In 1921 the actor Rodolfo Alfonso Raffaello Pierre Filibert Guglielmi di Valentina d’Antonguolla, or has he’s more commonly known, Rudolph Valentino starred in a film called the Sheik and in doing so made millions of women weak at the knees and probably wet around the gusset. Causing unseemly thoughts among the fairer sex and probably […]

Naughty Decorating, No – Even Better Than That

I remember writing a post ages ago about decorating one summer, with Suze in her overalls with not much underneath. One thing led to another, you can fill in the blanks. Well you’ll have to because I can’t find the post. Maybe it was deleted when we had a DB corruption last year. Anyway, if […]

Abstinence I’m Having None of That

If you’re a regular reader of AlexSuze.com you can’t have helped but notice that over the past few months we’ve been conspicuous by our absence in the posting department. Now this is unusual for us because we are usually pretty prolific and the main reason for us not posting on here is if we have […]

Buggering About In Bruge

A couple of weekends back Alex and I had a first.  I know your naughty minds are conjuring up all sorts of naughty scenarios.  Well, just put them back in to your naughty corner. We both have been chatting for a considerable time with a couple of lovely ladies in The Netherlands who kindly invited […]

We’re Up For It

There you all go with your naughty minds, I’ve trained you too well.  Lol  No this is a request for your help.  If you are in the adult industry you may already be aware that every year the ETO Show in Birmingham issues awards to those in the industry.  And this year we are proud […]

Hump It Or Dump It?

I have so many products sent out to me for testing that every now and then I have to do a sex toy regroup and decide which products stay and which go.  And because of the limited space in my house I have to firstly dispose of “MK 1s”because they are the most obvious sacrificial […]

Going Hard and Going Home

Imagine the scene, it’s Friday and I’m driving home from the office in my car, which I will explain at this point is a large Mercedes 4×4. This puts me quite high up and gives me the same view-point enjoyed by most large van drivers, though not quite as high as you’d get from the […]

Breaking Balls

I just returned from a week’s trip over to Cyprus.  It was part work and part holiday, fortunately more pleasure than business. Alex and I had gone over with my stepmother to oversee some business relating to my late father and to tie up a few ends.  It also gave me the opportunity to see […]

Canada Here We Come!

Losing my father towards the end of last year awoke something in me.  I decided that I was going to live life to the full. He was taken from me at a relatively young age by today’s standards and didn’t even get time to enjoy his pension and retirement.  I was determined the same thing […]

A Typical Day At The Office

Do I have a typical day at the office? Well it depends what day it is because for much of the week I’m working as a project manager and analyst for various commercial organisation. At night however and at the weekends you can guess that I’ll be working on the sites, reviewing sex toys or […]