Fast And Furious Fucking

By | December 4, 2010

Now is it just me or does the very thought of a mechanical dildo not exactly arouse? I first saw the Sybian about a year ago and couldn’t help but think that the idea must have originated from the male mind.

The very idea of having to plug in the contraption and possibly have all the accompanying whirring and pistoning just turns me right off. One thing they do for me is make me laugh, I don’t think I could have sex with one for all the giggling.

And some of these fucking machines are mounted on what looks like your standard workbench. Can you imagine disappearing off to the bedroom, turning down the light and assembling your Black & Decker Workmate. Lol It would rather kill the moment.

One of the machines I found is capable of producing 130 strokes per minute. The possiblility of you being rubbed up the wrong way unless you use copious amounts of lube is extremely likely.

My guess is some guy decided one Sunday afternoon that he was going out to the garage to make something to satisfy his wife’s needs whilst he watched the match. What do you think?