Rock Hard, Blue Steel
Viagra was created to help those with erectile dysfunction. An inability to achieve an erection or sustain one. A truly distressing problem for a man. There are no accurate figures … Read More
Author: Suze
Deepthroating Seven Inches In One Gulp
Despite us Brits being open minded when it comes to sex and sexuality we still aren’t totally confident about revealing this in public. Well some are but not most, it’s … Read More
Chocolate And Blowjobs Don’t Mix!
I haven’t been in work over Christmas but because my arsehole employers insist that we open regardless of the fact that none of our clients do, one person has to … Read More
Pleasure Sack
Because the family were coming over this Christmas we spent days bottoming the house ensuring that there wasn’t a grain of dust anywhere. No wonder we were so knackered after … Read More
Lucy Pinder Shows Off Her Talents
I would like to say that I have become hooked yet again to Celebrity Big Brother but to be quite honest there is so little coverage that you don’t really … Read More
New Boots And Panties
I find Britains attitude towards sex, you are able to buy tabloids with the traditional page 3 girl in them something I have grown up with. You were able to … Read More
Fucking In The New Year
This year we decided after the hectic week of family entertaining that we were having a quiet New Year’s Eve. After all the cooking and pleasantries it was nice to … Read More
Getting Clean Inside And Out ;)
I simply can’t stop now. Look what I found. The picture up there may look innocent, after all it is simply a hairbrush. Good for teasing the knots out of your … Read More
I Want Those Boobs Now!
It’s A Credit Crunch The Boobs Have To Wait It has been reported in the press that plastic surgeons are the latest casualty of the recession. They interviewed top surgeon … Read More
Sexsomnia, Sleep Fucking
Until the other night I had never heard of this condition, yes I’ve heard of sleepwalking, night terrors and even sleep apnoea (the person stops breathing momentarily whilst sleeping) but … Read More
Suze’s Latex Lust
Over the past year or so I have developed a bit of a fetish for latex and PVC. I can’t afford any of the fantastic outfits you can purchase at … Read More
Cock Can Get You In Trouble
This story made me smile. A 65 year old man, Roger Popay of Stokesby in Norfolk has received a letter from his council in Great Yarmouth following complaints made regarding … Read More
Nicole Scherzinger Hot New Underwear
What’s New Pussycat? Christmas day was a day of entertainment for my family, I had just about everyone round the table. It was tiring but so enjoyable as we don’t … Read More
Extreme Sex Toy Invasion, Up Periscope!
Lets Play Doctors And Nurses 😉 I have reviewed a wide range of toys over the last 3 years both on this site and more recently over on Sex Toys … Read More
Lesbian Killer Vampires
A Little Nipple Nibble With Lesbians I haven’t managed to catch one episode of Gavin and Stacey this year despite the great write up the series gets. It stars Matthew … Read More
Finger Fucks With A Very Special Vibrator
Take One Finger And A Vibrator. I seem to be on a bit of a role with my strange and ill-conceived sex toy search. This one is probably one … Read More
Slutty And Sluttier
I have covered the subject of porn and various acts carried out which simply don’t work before. The prime one for me is the male pornstar inserting his middle finger … Read More
Opening Up Wide For You
It occurred to me just now, yes I’m writing this as the thoughts come to me. This blog is heavily themed around sex and sexuality, most if not all the … Read More
More Sex On The Beach
The British businessman Vince Acors 34 has now returned to England following the “sex on the beach” scandal over in Dubai where he and Michelle Palmer 36 were accused of … Read More
Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Again, and Again …
You would be surprised, or perhaps you wouldn’t be surprised at the amount of comment spam we get. What is quite amusing is that some comment spammers actually still try … Read More