Author: Suze

As a child I always gravitated towards the unusual this included puppies and kittens but I could also see the attraction of the lizards, spiders and snakes. Much to the … Read More

Since puberty I have had problems keeping my bush in check. I used all the depilatory creams on the market in a quest to find one which a) keeps me … Read More

I was thinking the other day about holidays and in particularly family ones. The last family holiday that we both had was to celebrate Alex’s mother’s birthday a few years … Read More

Today is Bonfire Night in the UK, when we traditionally celebrates the thwarting of “The Gundpowder Plot” on the 5th November 1605, where a number of Catholic conspirators I believe … Read More

On Friday I came home from work, got changed and then made a cup of tea expecting Alex to be home soon after me. No sooner had I changed out … Read More

My sandwich shop was closed today for a bereavement, which left me driving round trying to find somewhere else to buy my lunch. I decided to drive the opposite way … Read More

Over the years I have undergone interviews for employment ranging over a wide range of jobs. There have been some amusing ones and some gruelling ones. I recall applying for … Read More

Friday evenings we have dinner, clean up the pots, take a shower and retire to the bedroom. After a weeks work it’s nice to grab a bottle of red and … Read More

Alex and I slipped off to our favourite country pub for lunch today, we deserved it after the shitty week we just had. The weather was grey and wet but … Read More

Emma was pissed off. I could hear the customer ranting at her over the phone even though I was sitting facing her across our desks. I recognised the voice, the … Read More

I have wanted to watch a Ninn Worx DVD for ages but for some reason we never got around to getting one from our local adult store. But this weekend … Read More

Things Which Make You Go Mmm! It has been quite a crap week at work, so I still feel overworked and under paid. There have been some gems which have … Read More

You know I just couldn’t be arsed today, I have no incentive to work myself in to the ground with very little appreciation either verbally or monetarily from my boss. … Read More

Another Halloween has descended upon us and it doesn’t seem like two minutes ago since I was giving the neighbourhood kids sweets to avoid their pranks. A few years ago … Read More

Another Halloween has descended upon us and it doesn’t seem like two minutes ago since I was giving the neighbourhood kids sweets to avoid their pranks. A few years ago … Read More