She-Male XTC 9
It seems the older I get, the kinkier I get…especially when it comes to pornography. When I first set out reviewing porn DVD’s my taste was limited to heterosexual and … Read More
Author: Suze
Robot Boob Rub
I came across this on YouTube. I couldn’t find a better quality video on there but you will get the general idea. It’s a breast massaging machine. Don’t laugh, it … Read More
Curvy Sexy Bodies
Tess Daley was photographed for La Senza a couple of years ago in some very provocative underwear and although she is indeed a very tall lady, her image had been … Read More
Exotica Erotica
So what did I get up to this weekend? I went to an adult show in London, Erotica 2011 to be precise. We arrived in London after a rather lengthy … Read More
Watch Me Squirt!
I don’t know if my vaginal wiring has changed but I’ve been experiencing squirting with regularity of late. lol Alex has been giving me a real hard fucking lately whilst … Read More
Sex Fantasy And Sex Reality
I’ve mentioned here before exactly how much of a sexual adventure it can be on community sites. Recently I’ve had offers ranging from being taken out for dinner to meeting … Read More
Supermarket Sex Trip
The problem, if it can be considered a problem…with being the author of a sex blog and sex toy tester is the way that your mind thinks. Mine seems to … Read More
Bad Cock Would Be good For Me
I may have mentioned this before, that I think this girl is plain dirty. She is one of the many girls I would love to meet. Eager to please both … Read More
Italian Breast Massage And Wet Panties
It’s took me a while I know but I have just discovered the gorgeous and talented Gino D’Acampo. My future mother in law has been ogling him for weeks on … Read More
Dollification Fetish
There’s unusual, then there’s …
XXX Pick, Pussy Pounding Clitty Slap
I wonder what attracted me to this post on Adult Blog Hub. 😉 In this post Viemoira describes just how much she describes as being something her body doesn’t like … Read More
House Of Cum
I’ve mentioned this before, we have toilet paper in most rooms of the house, placed in strategic places. This isn’t because we suffer from frequent colds in the household but … Read More
Mega Melon Boobs
Every now and then I come across a news story that raises a smile. I just read a story about a Co-operative supermarket in Jersey. One of the customers queried … Read More
Showers, Sex And The Babysitter
When I was about 10 years old we lived next door to a family that we all got along with. They had a son of my own age and his … Read More
Celebrity Love Juice
I discovered this little gem of a show featuring the incredibly funny and dirty minded Keith Lemon just this year and wished I had been watching years ago. For those … Read More
Angel Long Interview, More of That Dirty Bitch!
You can read the first part of this interview here. Alex: Just as an aside you know Suze and I test sex toys? Angel: Yeah, I want you to send … Read More
Dirty Texas Debbie
I’ve never seen the film “Debbie Does Dallas”. It is one of those films you here people talking about but never actually get to see. I suppose you could almost … Read More
Dirty And Horny
Images can be powerful things. They can mean different things to different people depending on the person’s cultural reference points and upbringing. Most of how we perceive the world is … Read More
Cum Swapping
I love giving Alex a blow job. Over the years we have been together I have perfected my technique on him with his help. Now I know exactly how to … Read More
Getting Hot Before Bonfire Night
I quite literally don’t know what happened to last month, it passed me by and consequently forgot completely about my roundup for the month. So here it is without further … Read More