Getting Some Wood
I’ve written before about methods of masturbation and the story about a friend coming back to the house he shared as a student to a surprise. His housemate had fallen … Read More
Author: Suze
Red Hot Cougars!
It’s interesting to see how interpretation of a concept can differ around the globe. I just watched the latest advertising campaign by Air New Zealand which had been reported as … Read More
Massage With Dirty Extras
I’ve always wanted to have the kind of disposable income which allows you to be able to visit a health farm and be pampered but I’m not quite there yet. … Read More
Sexing It Up With Keeley Hazell
At the moment Keeley Hazell is the UK’s answer to Sasha Grey when it comes to selling your products. She is one of the most popular faces in the British … Read More
Being His Bitch
Alex and I try to keep our relationship alive and although due to external influences it can’t always be as exciting as we may like it doesn’t hurt to make … Read More
Sniffing My Panties
I was on my usual social networking site this morning chatting away to some of my online friends when one of them mentioned selling her panties. She had been asked … Read More
3 Cocks And More…
I posed a question on my social networking site to all the guys, “would you buy a porn DVD if it had been recommended by a woman”. It received some … Read More
Fuck My Rubber Dolly
I just checked out the realdoll.com site to find out how much it would cost to buy a standard doll. You can select body shape, face, nail colour, eye colour … Read More
Get ‘Em Off
Don’t ever ask me about football or which team I support because I have absolutely no interest in the game at all. In my opinion they are a bunch of … Read More
Anal Contemplation
As I caught up on my porn viewing last night it occurred to me just how much trouble the girls in the scenes go to. And I’m not just talking … Read More
Fucking In Front Of The Crowd
Becoming What You Want Me To Be Alex and I have been writing here now for almost five years. During that time we hope that you have felt inclusive in … Read More
Suze Needs So Much Cock
I’m sure most of you know by now that I have a wickedly dirty sense of humour. My ex-colleagues Busty and Horny at work couldn’t keep up with me sometimes. … Read More
Bukkake Overload
I’ve been trying to catch up with my porn DVD reviewing, it’s sometimes hard to find the time to sit and watch a three hour DVD with the other daily … Read More
Sex With Stephanie
Celebrity Big Brother must be a god send for the British Press, they run a new story about one of the guests every day and sometimes more. The latest one … Read More
Tri-Sexual
I consider myself to be fairly well educated in sex and sexuality, I think the commonly used terminology for this is “sexpert” but I’ve never come across trisexual. Well according … Read More
Giving Her Your Organ
Stuck on what to give your loved one this year? With Valentines Day on the horizon we are all wracking our brains trying to find the little something which will … Read More
A Month Of Orgasms
I can’t believe that we are almost half way through the first month of this year, time is just flying by. As ever Alex and I have been busy over … Read More
Naked Rambling
You have to be either slightly out of your mind or maniacally addicted to rambling to flout the law and embark upon a naked ramble from Lands End to John … Read More
Talk Dirty To Me
I have spoken here on several occasions about the number of sexual approaches I have received via social networking sites. If I had wanted a quick screw I could have … Read More
Big Boob Test
Never having had a boob job I don’t know what makes a girl decide what size she wants to go up to. I assume that the surgeon would normally advise … Read More