Fucking In Your Sleep
Until the other night I had never heard of this condition, yes I’ve heard of sleepwalking, night terrors and even sleep apnoea (the person stops breathing momentarily whilst sleeping) but … Read More
Author: Suze
Fucking Frenzy
Alex and I had a great evening yesterday drinking red wine and watching Ashes To Ashes on DVD. Longing to be back in the 80’s when guys dressed smartly and … Read More
Free Porn On Your PC
If you are considering treating yourself to a new laptop in the January sales you could do far worse than pay a visit to Currys. You could get some free … Read More
Fucking Before The Congregation
I’ve had sex in some strange and wonderful places over the years. The most exciting was on a train returning home from a day out n the early hours. I’m … Read More
Cumming Later Than Expected
Belated December Roundup I’m now beginning to reap the benefits of my recent trip to the Venus Sexpo in Berlin. There were several new toys and manufacturers exhibiting but I … Read More
Pussies In Hot Underwear
What’s New Pussycat? Christmas day was a day of entertainment for my family, I had just about everyone round the table. It was tiring but so enjoyable as we don’t … Read More
Extreme And Weird Sex Toy
Lets Play Doctors And Nurses 😉 I have reviewed a wide range of toys over the last 3 years both on this site and more recently over on Sex Toys … Read More
A Hardon – The Perfect Christmas Gift
I know they say that you should give selflessly at Christmas time but you do have to ask, “has anyone been bought a packet of Viagra this year?”. It would … Read More
Doggie Style Clit Rub
I’ve probably shared this with you before so if I have forgive me. Alex and I love to keep our bushes in order, we trim and shave each other once … Read More
Weird Vibrator Sex
Take One Finger And A Vibrator. I seem to be on a bit of a role with my strange and ill-conceived sex toy search. This one is probably one of … Read More
Lesbian Desires
I wrote a post quite some time ago about my favourite television ladies and the naughty thoughts I had when watching them on television. You can read it here I’ll … Read More
Hot For Cock
Remember when Kylie wore those skimpy gold lurex shorts in her video for her single Spinning Around in 2000. She got the attention of most males and the tabloid press … Read More
Spank That Latex Ass
I love latex,not that you couldn’t tell from my avatar lol. It looks so good, clinging to each curve and sinew, begging to be touched, stroked, even shined. And nothing … Read More
Hot Shower Action
Hey girls do you ever feel like we have been cheated on the advertisement front. After all there are copious amounts of adverts featuring semi clad girls and quite often … Read More
Shaking That Booty
Here comes that age old question “are you a tits, ass or legs man?” And what would be your reply? Mine would most certainly be tits, I love a nice … Read More
Smelling Of Sex
It would be interesting to know if anyone else shares my enthusiasm for vegetables. I love them all, not one do I dislike. In fact I would go as far … Read More
It’s All About The Sexy Kink
I’ve always appreciated a good pair of heels but never really been able to afford some of the designer footwear on the market and if I could I think that … Read More
Sleazy Christmas
When you have finished running around visiting friends and spending far too much time with relatives whilst over stuffing your face you may wish to take a break from the … Read More
Don’t Give Me Weenie I Like Mine Large ;)
I couldn’t resist this weenie roaster, there is no ambiguity there just straight forward phallus worship. Can you imagine sticking some of those little chaps on the Barbie when the … Read More
Premier League Brothel With Extras
If you ever wondered where the good money you pay at football matches goes to aside from the players, you should be looking at the managers. The Sun the UK’s … Read More