Robot Porn Is Here
Call me sad if you like and I know you will but I just downloaded the latest version of Google’s Android SDK so I can play around with it with … Read More
Author: Alex
Porn In One Hand leaves One Free For Masturbation
I read this rather interesting commentary on the Nexus One today. I like the comment on how having porn on your mobile device leaves one hand free for, well, other … Read More
Latex And Lube
Latex is as I mentioned yesterday a bit of a phase I’m going through at the moment. Take this image for example. It’s stunningly gorgeous as much for the visual … Read More
Porn World Central
If you don’t unlock your iPhone there’s one thing for sure – when it comes to applications Apple has you by the dangly bits. Because of this and Apple’s inconsistent … Read More
Fuck Against The Window
Rain ran down the glass wall of their penthouse, catching the lights of the city around them. Each rivulet sparkled like a rainbow isotope of mercury as it flowed down … Read More
Sex And Snow
Snow may be picturesque but it really takes it out of you. Luckily driving back from work today wasn’t too bad. I was the only person (including my boss) who … Read More
Cock In The Back, Cock In The Front
I was under the impression that most people saw their cock action in the back of a car. you have to have a decent sized motor to get up to … Read More
Flashy Cunt
There are some accessories that make a statement but some are a statement too far. I’m not talking here about the Lady Ga Ga OTT ridiculous designer gear but something … Read More
Luscious Ladies In Latex
I don’t know who it was who first decided to put a human body in the sort of kinky latex gear than hugs the body so well and emphasises every … Read More
In Her Underwear
Why don’t you shut the door, and close the curtains, cos you’re not going anywhere. He’s coming up the stairs, and in a moment, he’ll want to see your underwear. … Read More
Female Doctors Are Sexy
I love female doctors. They are intelligent, driven, independent and know how to give a prostate exam; And of course they have access to all sorts of medical equipment hehehe. … Read More
Girls And Porn That Go Both Ways
We just finished watching The People Versus Larry Flynt. Yes I know we may the last people on the planet not to have seen the film but there you go. … Read More
Tasting A Real Woman
Women are like wine. Clichéd as it is the analogy is quite a good one I think. I’ve never been fond of Beaujolais, it’s like a giggling schoolgirl lacking in … Read More
Filthy Fucking Under The Counter
Some businesses are obviously successful. You see them turning over huge quantities of cash and serving a vast customer base. There are businesses that seem to flourish, or at least … Read More
Celebrity Nude Photos
We’ve all come across them, the celebrity nude photo purporting to be an image of a celeb, politician or other such public figure. Some I have to say are very … Read More
More Foxy Vampires
I found this after the last post. Loving the 1970 trailer but particularly the bit at 1:30 in the video where the “sword” gets knocked out of the guy’s hand … Read More
Chasing Lesbian Vampires
If you want to find Lesbian Vampires your Tube is the place to be LOL. Of course you undead aficionados out there will know that lesbianism in vampire stories has … Read More
Sweet And Sticky, Semen Soaked
Sugar Tiger It’s a tradition that when you go to the coast you eat a lot of sugar. It can be candy floss, doughnuts, boiled sweets or rock. For anyone … Read More
Banging Aftermath
Happy New Year everyone, and to all of you nursing a hangover this morning, my sympathies.
Morning Wood And Something Hot
The first day of 2010 dawned bright but very cold where we are. There’s been a very hard frost and that wasn’t the only thing that was hard. I had … Read More