Hard Nipples
Suze just looked out across the valley and said “Is that fog or snow.” A few minutes later the first flakes of snow started to fall and we knew that … Read More
Author: Alex
Hot Cock In Her Mouth
The street was still wet from the early evening drizzle. Taxi tyres maintained a steady supply of street music to accompany the hubbub of voices on the pavement opposite. He … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 5
So, is this a classic piece of Photoshop or the most shocking image of a decadent millionaire lifestyle you’ve ever seen? Personally I think it’s a fake – though if … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 4
This particular Richard is of course pictured with Julia Roberts in the film “Pretty Woman”. While it may be great as a chick flick the message of the film – … Read More
Period Fucks – His Words, Not Mine!
William Shakespeare – Sonnet Number 18 “Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 2
The second in this short series shows legend of the British film industry, Sir Richard (Dickie) Attenborough with Gerrie Halliwell. Still pulling the crackers after how many years in the … Read More
Very, Very, Very Bad Santa
Ellen watched as the queue dwindled to the last few impatient kids and their parents. The rictus grin she had adopted at the beginning of the evening shift was making … Read More
Girls Who Want To Be Fucked
I was buying a sandwich at the supermarket when I saw it. It seems to be a standard accessory, like the iPod, the Prada handbag and Gucci watch. A Mini … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 1
I thought a short series is in order, something completely different so to speak. So the first in this series “Chicks With Dicks” is Richard Harris with Joan Collins. Apparently … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 3
Our third chick with a Dick is Natalie, Richard (Ricky) Whittle’s dance partner in Strictly Come Dancing. This particular Dick is Suze’s second favourite Dick after my own at the … Read More
Is He Not Spending Enough Time With You In The Bedroom?
There must be girls out there who have encountered the male who cannot be separated from the television. He just wants to finish watching the game or he just has … Read More
Seasonal Cock Disorder
It really has turned cold here over the past few days, more reminiscent of Winter than it has been over the past month or so. Even my cock is feeling … Read More
Cum Showered
I waited for her car to pass me at the traffic island. Her right of way. Me waiting. Giving me the chance to look at her and imagine what was … Read More
Short Skirts And Wet T-Shirts
Perhaps it’s just me but I am beginning to wonder what possesses some people to dress the way they do when they go out at night. Despite the weather turning … Read More
First Anal – Part 2
The finger slowly circled Paul’s anus until he was fully awake. His muscular sphincter twitched involuntarily but he tried to relax, realising to his complete surprise that he wanted the … Read More
Cumming For The First Time
I don’t actually remember when I first came. It was in a wet dream, I know that and when it happened I did what boys usually do and cleared it … Read More
Seriously Sexy
I’m currently working on a few reviews for Erotic Buzz. The one I’ve just published over there is for a book of Christmas themed stories called “Seriously Sexy” from Xcite … Read More
Spit On My Cock And I’ll Dribble In Your Ass
No, actually please don’t. I don’t have an issue with women’s saliva as such but having just watched yet another porn scene where spitting seems to punctuate every sexual act, … Read More
The Suburban Sex Slaves Of Surbiton
When I was growing up a feature of my televisual entertainment was a stream of situation comedies and British comedy films from Pinewood and Elstree. One of the running themes … Read More