Loving Those Pussy Lips
Is there anyone out there who thinks that having your pussy lips trimmed on cosmetic grounds is a good idea? I can understand it if you have lips that are … Read More
Author: Alex
Lots Of Dirty Pictures
Our New Video Channel OK, not new, but fully refurbished. ASTV is back. After a short absence for a bit of work under the hood ASTV is back better than … Read More
Bitches And Bimbos
Women have for too long played the subordinate role in society. For reasons that are too obvious to discuss men took control of hunting, farming, physical trades, the making of … Read More
Drunk Girls And Up-Skirts Images
Hands up if anyone finds this picture at all attractive. I keep finding more and more images on the Internet of (purportedly) drunken women in compromising positions. Personally I can’t … Read More
Dropping Them For A Bottle of Champagne
This is a bit of a response to the post Suze wrote earlier about Gene Hunt in Ashes To Ashes. If you haven’t already guessed we’re both big fans. From … Read More
Where Did All That Anal Sex Come From?
If you watched porn twenty years ago you’d have found something was missing. Anal sex. Apart from the dodgy perms, left-over droopy moustaches and décor that makes your skin crawl, … Read More
Fucking Like A Rabbit
Fucking like rabbits, or fucking dressed as a rabbit. One I can get along with, the other seems just odd. Not that there’s anything wrong with it as such, I … Read More
Making a Stranger Cum
There was a time when I was acutely concerned about what people thought of me. That was a long time ago. I remember the day when it changed. I was … Read More
Giving It To Her Hard In The Office
I remember a cold February evening, the sharp air outside in utter contrast to her car. She drove us to the office where we both worked and pulled up opposite … Read More
Fancy A Virgin Anyone?
OK, so I think we can safely say that Suze isn’t a virgin, but I thought the title fitted the image.
The Pole Dancing Nun
Ana Nobili is a 38 year old nun. She was once a pole dancer, but now she’s a nun. The church in Italy is apparently forgiving of her previous lasciviousness … Read More
Enticing Her With Your Meat
The Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Germany have recently published a study in which they claim male chimpanzees exchange meat from their hunting expeditions for sex. This sparked … Read More
Sex With Drunk Girls
In moderation alcohol can make an evening relaxed and mellow. It can remove just enough inhibitions to ensure that nothing distracts you from enjoying yourself and the company of those … Read More
Porsche Lynn And Friends – Acceptable in the 80s?
My memories of 1980s porn are a bit better than this …
Giving It To Her For Hours
This article caught my interest and that of the rest of the office today when I was having my lunch. I’m always looking out for interesting sex-related items to kick … Read More
Showing You How To Fuck
We are often asked questions about sexuality in general and lately about sex toys in particular. We can’t and indeed wouldn’t dream of claiming to be experts in the field … Read More
Dressing Up For Getting Down
I saw a vox pops on TV this evening that reinforced my belief that some men are just plain lazy. The question posed to them was “What do you think … Read More
Girls From Budapest
We’ve been tricked by “Hungarian Honeys”. I don’t know how it happened, it just sort of crept up on us. As you browse the Internet for porn and watch DVDs … Read More
Do You Love Sex?
Peace Cereal, Oregon, had to have the packaging reprinted for it’s products after a typo meant the number printed on the boxes was that of a phone sex line, instead … Read More
Bounced Out Of Bed
Every year around this time we have a problem. Although we live in the countryside we have a noise problem. Last night we had it again. From miles away we … Read More