Whoops, There Goes My Pussy
We have a TV programme in the UK called You’ve Been framed. It is composed of amusing moments caught on camera by members of the public. Some of them are … Read More
Author: Alex
Sex Backwards And Forwards
Nearly the middle of the week and nearly the end of the year. Time to look back and take stock but also time to look forward to an exciting year … Read More
The Girlfriend Who Finds Me Porn
I am a lucky bloke. Most other men don’t have partners like Suze. What’s brought on this particular post? Well who else’s partner finds porn for them? I was working … Read More
Sex Toys With Strangers
Every thought about having a complete stranger use a sex toy on you? Well I have for this story over at Kinky Halo. “She realised with a calm satisfaction rather … Read More
Angel Long Almost Up Skirt
There’s a report over on A-Rouse.com about Erotica 2011. A little bit later than envisaged but that was for reasons outside our control. The picture? Angel Long talking to Suze … Read More
Where’s The Pussy
Today we popped out to stock up as supplies were starting to run a little low. We got some bacon for some comforting sarnis. Sadly it smelled like rubber while … Read More
Katy Perry And Golden Showers
I went shopping to the mall with Alex’s mum today and had a most enjoyable day. It was nice not feeling like I had to hurry because my partner was … Read More
Sexy Girl In The Mirror
Tight and hot, that’s exactly what you would have thought if you had been walking behind Suze today, trudging through the snow on the way to the shops. Her ass … Read More
Suck Me While I Sleep
My waking dream this morning was pretty amazing. I dreamt that Suze and I were working in a factory making some form of electrical devices. Don’t ask me what, it’s … Read More
Gotta Love MILFs
When does a yummy mummy become a MILF? I think there is a difference. Motherhood can make a woman far more attractive, it does something to her body and demeanour. … Read More
Frig Me Silly
I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or … Read More
Silly Sex
I didn’t see this in Terminator Salvation, must have been cut.
Fantasy Sex
In the Film Risky Business, Tom Cruise has a dream where he screws the babysitter on his parent’s dining table. The cops surround the house and get on the bullhorn. … Read More
Danger Lesbians On The Edge (of The Stairs)
The Health And Safety people would have a field day with this one. High heels on a slippery marble stair and then standing on one leg. I ask you …
Screwing Every Way You Can Think Of
When I start off writing a piece, either for this blog or for other places I usually have a plan of what I’m going to write. Sometimes it’s a very … Read More
Top Class Fucking Story
More filth, in case you missed it: “She lowered her head onto her prize until she could take no more, tasting him, smelling his masculinity. Then she felt his hands … Read More
Fergie In Leather
Being in the UK we don’t have Thanksgiving as such. however I would like to give thanks for Fergie. Especially when she wears a leather bra. Does that count?
Vibrator Pile Driver?
I think this proves that if you have never used a vibrator before you should read the instructions, or at least talk to the people in the shop where you … Read More
Sex For Free And All The Fantasies You Can Imagine
It’s a fact that when it comes to sex the British have always had a dual personality when it comes to sex. On one hand they purport to regard it … Read More