Poodle Caboodle On Candid Twitter Chat
I was going to re-tweet the tweet I saw today on Über Twitter’s “Everyone near me” feature, but I thought better of it as it could embarrass. I found it … Read More
Author: Alex
Round And Ripe To Be Plucked Or Fucked
When Queen released the double-A sided single Bicycle Rave/Fat Bottomed Girls in 1978 they were courting controversy. Everyone knows that pop music is about sex but actually getting a load … Read More
Hot And Shiny
Is this the hottest image I’ve seen today. Oh, probably 🙂
Hippy Chicks And Free Love Kicks
I was born from parents who still smelled of josticks and for a time at least tended to wear slightly flowery clothing. It’s possible, no probable that they therefore got … Read More
British Pussy
Britain seems to have a dual personality, especially when viewed from outside. On the one hand there’s the “British reserve”, stiff upper lip and all that. On the other there’s … Read More
School For Sexy Scoundrels
I fervently believe that schools ought to teach underwear as a subject. To both boys and girls. Why? Well consider these facts. Boys don’t get near any girl’s underwear until … Read More
G’Mornin’ Wet Ones
Bath, show, bath, shower … Who cares. G’mornin’!
Sex In The August Sun
August Sex Toy Roundup I’m starting to get excited as the weekend fast approaches because we will be flying over to Amsterdam for 5 days of naughtiness. As mentioned before … Read More
XXX Filthy Talk
If you want to know exactly what’s going on in the adult world you need to have a good chat with your local sex shop proprietor. I kid you not. … Read More
The Predicted Fetish Apocalypse
We walk a thin line in some of our fantasies. An example that springs to mind is the use of military uniforms and fantasy scenarios. Uniforms symbolise power, a power … Read More
The Ultimate Red Headed Domonatrix
Just found this. Giggidty
Hello Pussy
Is this the weirdest fetish image you’ve seen today on the Internet? Certainly is for me.
G’Mornin’ Shower
There’s nothing like a nice shower to get you up in the morning. And this is a very nice shower pic.
Avatar Porn
What’s that sound you hear? That’s the sound of a band waggon trundling by. I’d heard about the porn version of Avatar, not that it is Avatar obviously or the … Read More
Clit Sucking
I was watching some porn – for a change – and I had a revelation. The guy, no correction boy, going down on the busty porn chick was paying attention … Read More
Nice Natural Tits
As if you can’t tell, I’m a huge fan of the young lady over on the right. If I had a choice of being able to pair up with any … Read More
Short Skirt And A Long Hard Cock
When we first moved in together we began to experience each other “full-on” for the first time. We’d been an item for a while, but moving into our “You know … Read More
Wigs And Boots And Kinky Fun
Here’s a post that you probably never thought you’d read. LOL I was lent a copy of an old Doctor Who adventure “Inferno”. It stars John Pertwee as the Doctor … Read More
Unexpected Phone Sex
Alex and I retired to the bedroom around 7pm and watched some television trying to chill out from the day’s stresses and strains. We both just lay on the bed … Read More