I`m The Plumber, Any Chance of A Blow Job?
It’s an old cliché isn’t it. A tradesman turns up at a house an the solitary resident, the lonely housewife, answers the door. The leaky tap soon gets forgotten and … Read More
Author: Alex
Lip Smacking, Pussy Licking, Finger Sucking Good
Human beings have been experimenting with sex for thousands of years so it came as no shock to me to find out that cunnilingus has been around since at least … Read More
Smack My Dungeon Bitch Up
It’s a fact that some people are from a very early age predisposed towards a BDSM lifestyle. By inclination, upbringing or a combination of both they know that they need … Read More
Big Portions At Christmas
Hands up everyone who has over indulged this Christmas. I’ll guess that anyone not raising their hand was too stuffed with food and lethargic to raise an appendage. I mean … Read More
The Hentai Extreme Chicks
How big is too big when it comes to breasts on Hentai cartoons. This is a serious question. I like Japanese Manga, but I don’t actually get sexually aroused by … Read More
Where Are You Going To Put That Sucker?
I would really love to be able to tell you the origin of this image but unfortunately the forum on which it appeared is now defunct and I can’t trace … Read More
Screwged Part 3
The least productive day of the year in the office dawned. Ed took his place in his glass walled office. He sipped a fresh coffee and prepared for the sight … Read More
Screwged Part 2
Fucks Of Christmas Past Ed woke to find Marlene’s head on his chest and her warm, moist breath playing on his skin. He tried to move her to one side … Read More
Screwged Part 1
“Ghost” Ed stared at the lights from his Christmas tree reflected in his glass of whisky until they began to blur. It was in part the alcohol that impaired his … Read More
Ding My Dong
What did you wake up to this Christmas morning?
Wet Gussets And Cum Stained Trousers
How long is it since you had sex with your clothes on? In some ways the frequency of clothed sex can be a barometer of the stage of your relationship. … Read More
Santa`s Butt Plug
Paul McCarthy is apparently an artist who lives in LA. The inset picture is one of his pieces of art which was created in 2007 and displayed in a public … Read More
Getting Laid At The Christmas Party
I wonder how many people actually got up to anything naughty at the Christmas party this years. I wrote recently about how the office Christmas party is suffering out because … Read More
Big Shiny Latex Fetish
The title says it all I suppose. Despite the picture being gorgeous with it’s provocative pose, great lighting and cute model the whole thing is taken over by the boobs … Read More
Porn With Corn
I wonder exactly what the original creators of the artwork were thinking of. I assume it’s a promotional image, judging from the style its American and from the 1940s or … Read More
Bizarre Lactation Fetish Image
If anyone can tell me what the hell al this is about I’be me very grateful.
Gusset Typing Zara
I have to concede my mind has gone filthy beyond redemption… …earlier this evening I was happy to see that Zara Phillips has become engaged to her boyfriend of 5 … Read More
Sex And Nudity At The Christmas Party
Anyone going to a office Christmas Party this week? Christmas parties are dangerous because of the lack of inhibitions that consumption of alcohol engenders. And there can’t be a worse … Read More
Shower Fresh Rimming
She walked into the bedroom towelling her hair and sat on the bed next to him. Her hand rubbed his crotch through the thin cotton sheet making his cock begin … Read More
First Anal – Part 3
You can read the first two parts of this story here and here. It was early evening. Anne and Paul had slipped into bed to ward off the winter chill … Read More