The Nasty Girl Spitting Daemons Of Porn
No, actually please don’t. I don’t have an issue with women’s saliva as such but having just watched yet another porn scene where spitting seems to punctuate every sexual act, … Read More
Author: Alex
The Sex Slaves On Amazon
When I was growing up a feature of my televisual entertainment was a stream of situation comedies and British comedy films from Pinewood and Elstree. One of the running themes … Read More
Anally Inventive
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More
Your Daily Delivery Of Filth
I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and reviewed just how long I’ve … Read More
Girl With the Naughty Tattoo
This isn’t what you’d call up to the standard of Avatar. It’s not rendered with a gazillion polygons or infinitely detailed texture wrapping but it’s a nice idea and it … Read More
Handy Hand Jobs
When you ask most people what they did of an evening you probably find out they watched a bit of TV, chilled out, made love … well in my case … Read More
So Hard It Hurts, Sex With a Monster Erection
I wrote an article a couple of years ago about the different types of orgasms and erections I get. I even had it published in a magazine. The reason I … Read More
Are Sox Sexy?
Ah random search term number 2043 … are socks sexy? Oh, they can be LOL
Three Way Festival Of Fuck
Eight reindeer stood patiently waiting, the hot breath escaping from their nostrils condensing in the sub-zero air. Three figures waited for the beginning of the yearly ritual. Powdery snow swirled … Read More
Pussy Frenzy
It’s that time of year when we put up the tree ready for the arrival of nephew. Don’t get me wrong we love Christmas but we always let nephew top … Read More
Almost Festive, Very Kinky
If only these girls had been wearing a bit of green in their outfits this would have looked a little festive. Well, I enjoyed it anyway.
The Alien Porn Problem
The Internet provides for all tastes when it comes to pornography. But not all genres are created equally and not all kinks can get the same production values because the … Read More
First Anal, Part 2
The finger slowly circled Paul’s anus until he was fully awake. His muscular sphincter twitched involuntarily but he tried to relax, realising to his complete surprise that he wanted the … Read More
First Anal, Part 1
First Anal – Part 1 Paul gently rubbed her buttocks, letting the fingers of his right hand slide slowly over her naked skin as she lay face down on the … Read More
Up Skirts, That’s Where You’ll Find The Panties
Yes, I know I said no panties but I just found this on my hard disk. Amazing what you find lying around. Not just the panty shot either, I think … Read More
No Panties
Sadly there will be no gratuitous panty pictures today as despite my best intentions I haven’t been able to find the time to find any. Not that I really spend … Read More
Cougar At Home Part 2
Continued from here. The doorbell chimed. Opening the door revealed a man, about five years her junior, dressed in a smart suit. His black hair was stylishly trimmed, his eyes … Read More
Cougar At Home Part 1
It was Friday, around seven in the evening. She flicked through the takeaway menus, Italian, Indian, Chinese, Thai, none of them took her fancy. Then she remembered the menu her … Read More