Mickey Mouse With Tits
You don’t see this at Euro Disney – it is Mickey mouse with tits, right.
Category: Humour
Quivering Pussy
Our cat is very nervous tonight, in fact we were wondering what he was up to, then we worked it out. The local cats have a Fight Club, and the … Read More
Check Out My Pipe
Tomorrow is the 113th birthday of Rene Magritte surrealist artists. One of his most famous paintings “Ceci N’est pas une pipe” had me thinking again. The contradiction and clarification in … Read More
Just The Sexiness Please Ignore the Clock
I’m not loving the clock in this picture. I don’t do fancy gold ornaments. However loving the blue. Thoughts anyone?
Sex In The School Library
Something that the teachers at my school always found difficult was getting pupils, especially the boys, to use the library. I grew up when the distractions for adolescents were becoming … Read More
Pimps On Early Saturday Evening TV
Proof, if any were needed that if you want it on the internet you can find it. Imagine what the blonde bombshell Miss Piggy would have said.
Bad Cock Would Be good For Me
I may have mentioned this before, that I think this girl is plain dirty. She is one of the many girls I would love to meet. Eager to please both … Read More
Italian Breast Massage And Wet Panties
It’s took me a while I know but I have just discovered the gorgeous and talented Gino D’Acampo. My future mother in law has been ogling him for weeks on … Read More
You Know You Would
Go on, you know you are thinking just what I’m thinking. And if you aren’t thinking that looking at this picture then your are probably dead.
Hardcore Horror Movie
I woke up this morning with two things. First the large erection than put a smile on Suze’s face and secondly an idea for a screenplay. I don’t know where … Read More
House Of Cum
I’ve mentioned this before, we have toilet paper in most rooms of the house, placed in strategic places. This isn’t because we suffer from frequent colds in the household but … Read More
Mega Melon Boobs
Every now and then I come across a news story that raises a smile. I just read a story about a Co-operative supermarket in Jersey. One of the customers queried … Read More
Jungle Babe Jessica’s 30E’s
I can quite proudly say I have never watched an episode of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and I don’t…didn’t intend to watch it either. You noticed … Read More
Celebrity Love Juice
I discovered this little gem of a show featuring the incredibly funny and dirty minded Keith Lemon just this year and wished I had been watching years ago. For those … Read More
Dirty Texas Debbie
I’ve never seen the film “Debbie Does Dallas”. It is one of those films you here people talking about but never actually get to see. I suppose you could almost … Read More
The Naked Stranger
Don’t you think that this picture is all the more alluring because you can’t see the model’s face? It adds a mystery that is subtle and powerful. She also has … Read More
Ultimate Goth Chick
Some actors are born to play certain types of roles. Christopher Lee is a fine example, a towering figure of a man with a voice that can freeze the blood … Read More
She’s No Angel
I may be wrong but this girl doesn’t look like any kind of angel I know. 😉
Cumming For A Living
It’s difficult to know how to assess people’s reactions to our chosen career path outside the industry. Luckily that’s not something that we chose to do and something that we … Read More
Fuck To Cheer You Up
Hard day – need a hard night top make up for it. You know it makes sense.