A Mirror To Our Sexual Lives
English situation comedy is a mirror that reflects the British attitude to, amongst other things, sex. It’s a distorted mirror, but a mirror nonetheless. If fact I’d go so far … Read More
Category: Humour
Victoria’s Vivacious Vagina
I’m a big fan of the BBC 4 program Supersizers where each week they nip back in the time machine to a bygone era and live the life for a … Read More
Everyone Needs A Buttock For A Pillow
I’m tired out – need a mattress as soft as – well this photo 😉
Bicker Chicks Love A Guy In Leather
We were out filling up my car one weekend when we pulled up behind this bike. Now Suze knows I would love a bike (if we could afford one), but … Read More
Porno Pedicure
It only occurred to me today as I sat painting my freshly pedicured toes just how much of a kick I get out of painting my nails. Not just the … Read More
Squeaky Rubber Sex
OK, some fun with contraception. That’s how it should be isn’t it? Safe and fun, I wonder where this one will get shown though, my faith in the UK’s ability … Read More
Hair Bondage Girl
I’m always on the lookout for movies to take our nephew to see when we have him over to stay. While we like to take him out and about in … Read More
The Words Weird, Japanese And Sex Just Go Together Some Days
I found this and immediately thought it was a wind-up. I was wrong. This is a film by Mototsugu Watanabe – Sexy SWAT Team 2 “The Silence Of The Sushi … Read More
Alien Hybrid Sex
The original Species movie featured so OKish special effects and one element guaranteed to pull in an audience – Natasha Henstridge. This kinda went down hill from there and the … Read More
Anal In The Garden
I think that regular readers will acknowledge that we are pretty open-minded and accepting here at AlexSuze. So long as it involves consenting adults we’re at least willing to listen … Read More
Bovine Anilingus
Not the usual subject for my posts but I simply could not resist this opportunity to raise a smile from both of us. Lol Alex and I decided to pay … Read More
Jerking Off Someone Else`s Husband
As I’ve already mentioned I get a lot of mail from people asking my advice on sex and sexuality. I got this one the other day from someone I regularly … Read More
German Girls With Full Jugs
I knew I’d work out why I liked German girls. Great jugs … full of Bier!
I Love To Fuck The Bad Boys
Don’t ask me why because I don’t think I can furnish you with an answer but I love sexuality off-kilter. What is she talking about? I hear you ask. Well, … Read More
Gang Bang!
Right, if you want to see what sort of films England use to be able to produce, and still can if it tries you’d do worse than watching this. Rita … Read More
Those Lovely German Girls
I don’t know why I like those German girls so much. Yes, they are female and that always helps but there something about the Teutonic demeanour that has got me … Read More
Hotty Valance
It has to be said, she’s hot and tonight on Strictly Come Dancing she was smoking!
Sex And More Sex
Suze and I are in a long term relationship. That is pretty obvious from our understanding of each other and the longevity of this blog if nothing else. Even so … Read More
Rubbing Myself Until I`m Sore
I posed this question a while ago. Can you wank too much? Sometimes it takes me an age to bring myself off on my clit and other times I’ll only … Read More
Sin, Sin And Sin Again
I remember sitting in a pub about 300m from where I’m sitting now two decades ago telling my girlfriend of the time that I thought the Pet Shop Boy were … Read More