Cocks And Horny
I must have a mind like a cess pit, in a permanent state of arousal. Suze can make a naughty quip about most things these days without a thought. It … Read More
Category: Humour
Soho Hookers And Drunken Teens
Soho used to be notorious for ripping off the unwary who ventured there late at night looking for sexual thrills. Clip joints were the lowest of the low, giving the … Read More
Pop Shot, Sticky Stuff
Do you have certain words, phrases or sensory stimuli that are inextricably linked with people, places and events? I do. It can be any of the senses, though smell and … Read More
Sexy Italian …
There’s something very, very hot about this picture. Just the sort of thing you need to warm you up now that winter is rolling in.
Titty Wankage!
It’s one of the things I most like to do to Alex, creating that cavern between my breasts for him to stab his cock in and out of. I enjoy … Read More
I Just Love Being A Bad Girl
As a child I was raised to respect alcohol by my liberal minded parents. We always drank wine with our Sunday lunch and celebrated special occasions with alcohol. Don’t get … Read More
Dominutrix, No That Isn’t a Spelling Mistake
The Wonderful Nut Company have come up with a set of advertisements which are bound to catch your eye and in one particular case, your imagination. The adverts feature celebrities … Read More
Fucked Up Fashion
Don’t get me wrong here, I like Jean Paul Gaultier as a bloke. He’s funny, charming and honest when I’ve seen him interviewed. I even like a lot of his … Read More
The Passion Below
When we first met we lived in the flat for about a year. One full year of fucking, discovery and naughty play, remind me to tell you about some of … Read More
Kinky Leather Girls
Some mornings you wake up and anything makes you horny. I would have to be dead for this not to make me feel horny. 😛
Porn A Ments
Anyone who knows me would tell you that I hate clutter and have minimalist tastes when it comes to décor. No frilly adornments and floral printed chintz curtains for me. … Read More
Hypnotising Natural Boobs
Yes, I admit it, I’m a bloke. And like all blokes I love a nice pair of boobs. So when I heard that Alex Jones, “Off Of” the One Show … Read More
Smooth Ass Sunday Morning
I like to take pleasure from the simple things in life. Very simple and this image gives me a lot of pleasure 😉
Hot And Cool Chick
She’s hot, but has a great idea for keeping cool in the sweltering heat today. Pity it’s only Friday and most of us are stuck inside 🙁
Glory Hole Fail
Now the image above is not exactly what is conjured up in my head when you thin about glory holes. I wonder if the local church realised that they had … Read More
Shaved Girls Have All The Fun
Just to be straight here I do feel sorry for the newsreader. I think she genuinely did have a very sheltered upbringing. Too sheltered I think. Though how she got … Read More
Snowballing Girl Puzzle
OK, honestly you people decide here. Is this a very small amount of cum or is it spit.
Two Pairs Of Boobs For You To Enjoy
Alex believes that when it comes to erotic imagery it’s more about what you can’t see than what you can. Therefore he would probably prefer the picture of me to … Read More
Watching Guys Masturbate
In my humble opinion and experience of the opposite sex, they don’t need telling twice to masturbate. Lol I once went out with a bloke who must have feared that … Read More