One Large Butt Plug And A Blow Job Please
Our friends Joke and Stefanie had leant us their rail cards so that we could attend Mister B’s open day and barbeque. It was relatively easy to locate the correct … Read More
Category: Humour
Off With The Birds
Off to enjoy some (feathered birds) tomorrow. Not this kind, but just as gorgeous 🙂
Getting Into Your Pants Boys!
Not being a bloke I can’t say I have ever acquainted myself with the difficulties faced by left handed men when it comes to underwear. It really isn’t something that … Read More
Pioneering Perversion
Consider this. When you think of an ancient civilisation such as the Greeks or the Romans you see their society as we interpret it from the clues they left behind. … Read More
Long And Hard Or Fast And Furious Sex
Sexual sophistication increases with age. Well it does if you are doing it right. Just getting all the plumbing to work together when you start out is a challenge but … Read More
Sex Back At School
The telephone. email, the Internet and the Web have meant a revolution in the way that we communicate with each other as human beings. They have all enhanced and in … Read More
Not So Sexually Deprived
I will admit that from time to time I covet new sex toys, I have to have one to test and review and until I get my hands on one … Read More
Get That Off You`ve Pulled
Being a bit of a spend thrift I don’t tend to buy many designer clothes and furthermore don’t feel the need to define myself by the labels I wear. Instead … Read More
Full Frontals In Unexpected Places
Does anyone know if any adult movies have Easter eggs in them? It just occurred to me that it’s highly unlikely. I mean everything in an adult title is obvious … Read More
Eating Out A Porn Star!
OK, that should read, eating out with a porn star. Lol Two nights before we left for Amsterdam we had the pleasure of dining with one of my favourite female … Read More
Feel The Heat Of The Sexy Maids
Is there such a thing as French Maid overload? Well there is now.
G’Mornin’ Teacher, You Look Sexy
We have an increasing problem with truancy in some schools. While the “experts” scratch their heads and wonder what to do about the problem can I make a suggestion? See … Read More
Free Love And Free Pints?
German girls are lovely. Friendly, bubbly, with a great accent … But of course no matter what your nationality you can always be subjected to a stereotype. I think this … Read More
Kinky Fetish G’Mornin’
I like to try and appreciate the simple things in life. I attribute this to being quite simple myself 🙂 So when I see a nice lady in latex and … Read More
Jelly Dong, But For How Long?
In the UK it’s not uncommon for the Advertising Standards Authority to ban an ad or ask for it to be amended because of legal, taste or decency issues. Sometimes … Read More
If You Carry My Books You Can Cum On My Glasses
Internet porn is as we all know really huge. Some good, some bad and some very ugly. There’s also some silly stuff in between. Due to the nature of the … Read More
The Real Amsterdam XXX
It’s all good and well booking your flight with the premise that you will be arriving early enough to make something of your first day until you realise that you … Read More
Ass To Spank
While walking around the huge sex toy distribution warehouse we visited in The Netherlands last week Suze couldn’t help but spank a big ass masturbator as she walked past. You … Read More
Jordan Kingsley Wants Me To Put My Head Where?
Whilst we were chatting away I mentioned to the gorgeous Jordan that we needed to get some pics of her to post up on our site. And without giving it … Read More