If MILF Then Why Not FILF
It occurred to me just this evening that the term Milf which we are oh so familiar with has an opposing side , the Filf. Interpreted as fathers I would … Read More
Category: Humour
I Love To Slurp Dick
One of my favourite puddings as a child was spotted dick. It featured on the menu at school almost weekly because the kids loved it so much. With custard there … Read More
Getting The Girl Next Door In Bed
I’m a complete believer in freedom of expression and freedom of speech so long as it doesn’t adversely affect another person’s rights to express themselves in the same way. Which … Read More
Put A Cock In It And Feel His Wrath
I make no secret of the fact that I watch Jeremy Kyle when it screens in a morning. For me the show is one of my naughty indulgences and galvanises … Read More
Pussy Hair And Misogyny
Remember when it was acceptable for a marketing firm to propose this as an advert idea for selling a car? Those were the days, LOL. The 1980s were simpler times. … Read More
Just Put Your Cock In Here For Me
Sorry about the size of this player, but it’s a really funny video. It made Alex wince for some reason.
Saleswomen Who Will Do Anything For A Sale ;-)
When I’m at work I often get called by representatives of various companies. They use various techniques to try and sell you their products, some more desperate than others. One … Read More
Late G`mornin` Girl
I’m guessing she’s not a real nun.
Hookers And Blow
Alex and I have never been heavily into the drugs scene. We dabbled with pot some years ago when we were students and all our friends were doing it. Not … Read More
Whipped And Busted
Regular readers will know that we have our nephew round quite regularly at the weekends. He’s a lot of fun, very well behaved and great to give back because he … Read More
A Girl Who Likes Hard Cocks
This is one of those sites that I wish I’d set up. Firstly it’s funny and secondly it would have let me receive lots of pictures of guys with erections. … Read More
Screaming Orgasm For The Neighbours
Yesterday was a very busy and intense day. I spent the morning and most of the afternoon pitching to potential clients. Not easy but very rewarding when it all comes … Read More
Half Naked Girls In The Bar
Big D Nuts Anyone? In these days of sexual equality we all have to be careful what we say and do, particularly in the work place. Although I do feel … Read More
She’ll Help Polish Your Balls And Get It In The Whole
I’m no fan of golf. I think it is the biggest waste of time and don’t even talk to me about its snobbery and impact on the environment. Lol That … Read More
Natural Italian Women
Another from our Italian archives, the last one in fact: In Persuit Of Hairsuit The owners of the villa were very friendly and the woman spoke a little English which … Read More
Poodle Caboodle On Candid Twitter Chat
I was going to re-tweet the tweet I saw today on Über Twitter’s “Everyone near me” feature, but I thought better of it as it could embarrass. I found it … Read More
Round And Ripe To Be Plucked Or Fucked
When Queen released the double-A sided single Bicycle Rave/Fat Bottomed Girls in 1978 they were courting controversy. Everyone knows that pop music is about sex but actually getting a load … Read More
The Bear Naked Truth About Little Fetishes
The Internet is a place where everyone’s own little fetishes can be expressed. We’ve long since given up thinking “We’ve seen it all now.” Because there is always someone who’s … Read More
School For Sexy Scoundrels
I fervently believe that schools ought to teach underwear as a subject. To both boys and girls. Why? Well consider these facts. Boys don’t get near any girl’s underwear until … Read More
G’Mornin’ Wet Ones
Bath, show, bath, shower … Who cares. G’mornin’!