Hello Pussy
Is this the weirdest fetish image you’ve seen today on the Internet? Certainly is for me.
Category: Humour
Avatar Porn
What’s that sound you hear? That’s the sound of a band waggon trundling by. I’d heard about the porn version of Avatar, not that it is Avatar obviously or the … Read More
Wigs And Boots And Kinky Fun
Here’s a post that you probably never thought you’d read. LOL I was lent a copy of an old Doctor Who adventure “Inferno”. It stars John Pertwee as the Doctor … Read More
Unexpected Phone Sex
Alex and I retired to the bedroom around 7pm and watched some television trying to chill out from the day’s stresses and strains. We both just lay on the bed … Read More
Lust for the Italian Stallion
Agghhh! Found this from our holiday in Italy that I didn’t publish. Monday, Sienna I was woken this morning for the second day in a row by the bloody cockrels. … Read More
Dirty In The Suburbs With Sarah Or Hot In The Sun With Jasmine?
I love property programs it doesn’t matter if they are based around renovation or the acquisition of a second home here or abroad. The appeal for me is seeing potential … Read More
Soapy And Wet, Hot Bikini Talk
What do women talk about at the hairdresser’s? I know that there’s a standard array of hair salon small talk about holidays, the weather, the pets, the kids, the job … Read More
Bent Over At The Bar
Ballet never looked this hot before. If it had I might have been tempted to put on a pair of tights. Next you’ll be telling me that they’re only using … Read More
Gorgeous Goth Girls
Did you know that it’s possible to depict a goth girl without covering her in tattoos and piercings? And when you do so they look rather attractive 🙂 Who’d have … Read More
If You Get Your Hands On Cock I Have A Carrot That Might Do The Trick Ladies
How do you sex a vegetable. Well normally not at all but with this carrot that I picked from the garden I think it’s pretty obvious what I thought when … Read More
Lesbians, Real And Imagined
Peer pressure is an incredibly powerful thing. Mix it with raging hormones and little social ineptitude and you have the perfect mix for some very peculiar behaviour. Which is why … Read More
Busy Day, Easy Lay
What’s better than sex after a tiring day at work? Nothing! And I’m a very easy lay 🙂 D’ya hear that ladies?
Kinky Latex Is Always A Winner
Take two latex kinky models into the shower. If I get the chance, but otherwise this one will do.
Cock In A Can Is A Hit With The Ladies
This is very juvenile, but we spotted this in the supermarket “food of the world” isle. The woman in front of us grabbed half a dozen packets of this stuff. … Read More
Delivering The Perfect Blow Job
It’s one of a host of ways in which I pleasure my man. And like all attentive partners I like to perfect my technique, testing different tongue movements, lips and … Read More
The Perverted Porn Producer
I’m betting she’s no intention of actually using that camera.
Wet Lesbians
Is there any guy out there who can say they don’t have lesbian fantasies? Hmmm?
Dislaying Your Pussy For The Judges
I bet she won a few gymnastic competitions like this.
Hard Hand Jobs
Suze found this video. It’s one of the best spoof infomercials I’ve seen and of course very naughty. It wouldn’t be on here if it wasn’t. We saw this before … Read More