Laces And Latex
Seriously, I would not like to have to buy a new set of laces for those boots.
Category: Humour
Oh My Aching Asshole!
We took a trip out to the Sex Shop last weekend. I forgot to tell you about it. It’s a great place to check out the consumers and what they … Read More
Extreme Click Rub
Although I am a great lover of a clitoris I do not possess one. However even being sans-clit I have to guess that trying this and getting it wrong is … Read More
Getting Turned On In Unusual Ways By Unusual Women
I do like things a little different. Places, scenarios, … women. I really don’t have time for things that are average. That doesn’t mean they have to be spectacularly different, … Read More
Pornographic Benefits
I have just finished reading about Clare Evans age 32 who has just been prosecuted for claiming £62,000 in benefits whilst working as a topless model. She has also appeared … Read More
Tight Hairy Pussies That You Might Like
I love to key search strings in on Google images and seeing what is thrown up. Sometimes the images are excellent and useable, other times there are some quite ridiculous … Read More
Pussies That Will Eat You Up
Hunting For Sex – Women On The Prowl Are women evolving into a sexually aggressive species? There was a time, not so many years ago, that it was unheard of … Read More
Shagging In The Pool
When Alex and I booked our Tuscan villa we were eager to try out the pool, neither of us have fucked in a pool before and the very thought added … Read More
Riding A Valkyrie
OK, so we missed Thor when it came to the UK in the spring, but that’s what DVD’s for, right? Well I know Norse gods aren’t Valkyrie but the title … Read More
Silly Latex Ladies
OK, so I was a bit premature with the awarding of the silly photo title to the last post … now this has to be the daftest image I’ve seen … Read More
Relaxing After Work With A Hard Nipple
For all you peeps out there coming home after a hard week at work … I thought you’d like this image. Well it cheered me up anyway and gave me … Read More
Did I Just Hear You Cum?
I’ve been quite ill recently and as a result haven’t attended the gym for some weeks. I’m feeling much better now and I’m trying to get back in to the … Read More
Wearing Nothing But Skin Tight Wet Lycra
There’s always been a lot of fuss made about going topless on the beach. I suppose it comes from a time when a Bikini was exotic and topless was, well, … Read More
Japanese Toilet Water Sports
OK, so this isn’t meant to be humorous but the image embedded in this post really had me tickled. I speak very little Japanese as a recent encounter with a … Read More
How Wet Can You Get?
Does anyone else remember shrink to fit jeans? While I give her ten for effort I think this model didn’t quite get the point. Look, I’m not complaining. Tight trousers … Read More
Wow What A Super Pussy
We girls all know how important it is to regularly exercise our pelvic floors. If you don’t you should be, it helps to strengthen the PC muscles which guards against … Read More
Sex In The Office Is OK Here
When you get the urge to do something it’s often the best to do it there and then. Now that isn’t always possible because there are certain things that are … Read More
Take Me To Porn City
There’s a district of Tokyo called Akihabara. It’s where all the Geeks go to find electronic goodies from complete computers and gadgets to individual components. It strikes me that there … Read More
Is That A Lizard On Your Dick?
As a teenager I recall that we were all warned in a school assembly one morning to be alert because there was a flasher hanging around outside the school. Some … Read More
Is Me Or Is It Hot In Here?
Although it’s only in the mid twenties it feels a lot hotter because of the humidity. Perhaps if we could all find a nice cool room and get naked … … Read More