Not Looking at Pussy And Tits
I just realised I have a skill that many men would find unbelievable. I can hold a conversation with a naked woman without feeling the need to look at her … Read More
Category: Humour
Cocking It Up
The story I just read tickled me on more than one level. It involved a sex toy as you might have come to expect from me but it wasn’t so … Read More
Creaming Over Your Pubes
I just finished reading an article in the Daily Mail which both tickled me and brought back memories. Alex and I like to keep our bush nicely trimmed and when … Read More
Thinking About Swinging?
I just finished reading a story about a couple of swingers in Germany. Their daughter had watched a program on television about swingers and spotted her parents in rather compromising … Read More
Big Heavy Cock
Does every guy have this feeling? I’d be glad if you’d enlighten me. I was taking a pee earlier today and I became acutely aware of the weight of my … Read More
Not The British Women’s Football Team?
I don’t know if this lot can play football. I don’t really care. For my money they should be the next England squad – even if they can’t kick a … Read More
Mirror Fetish
I’ve seen hundreds of images of girls taken via a mirror on adult sites. Sometimes they are amateur, mainly they are pretending to be amateur … occasionally they have something … Read More
Run Down That Corridor In A Bikini Again Please
Karen Gillan was a big hit with Doctor Who fans in the first two series. The sci-fi drama is down 1.2 million viewers from last series, but I venture it … Read More
Keep Quiet After Sex Even If You Scream During It
I read this story about a man who has allegedly confessed to a murder in a bout of post-coital chumminess. Whether it’s true or not it did get me thinking. … Read More
All The Best Cock Is Gay
I seem to have an eye for gay guys lately. My attention was focused on Mr John Barrowman mot so long ago when he was playing the character Captain Jack … Read More
Sex Dollies
When I was watching Jeremy Kyle a few months ago as I tend to do every other day when I don’t go to the gym I spotted a real treat. … Read More
The Cum Dilema
Further to my earlier post about whether a woman chooses to spit or swallow, or indulge in head at all, I think I ought to make a point. You really … Read More
Sex Toy Hysteria
Made in 2011 the “Hysteria” film is about to go on general release. Was it because the release schedule for the movie studios was so packed , was it that … Read More
Lovely Tit Wanks
Pushing your hard cock between a pair of full breasts is an experience that few men heterosexual would turn down. It’s stimulating, naughty and ultimately satisfying. It’s also one of … Read More
Odd Boobs
I don’t know why the artist decided to do this but this is just weird. Something about the placement of the boob … … those crazy Japanese guys!
Crowds Of Bisexual Women
It’s difficult to move these days without falling over bisexual women. You talking about me? Lol Specifically I’m talking about celebrities. A cynic might say that pop stars and the … Read More
Naughty Screaming Orgasms
I’m not so much a screamer in bed but I do like to vocalise my appreciation of Alex’s ministrations by moaning, the occasional phrase and grunt. All this comes quite … Read More
Nipples, Lycra And Frantic Wanking
Innocence, like virginity, can only be lost, never regained. It’s the reason that your parents tell you that schooldays are the best days of your lives and the cause of … Read More
Panty Flash
I used to have a manual job, and as I’ve mentioned before it was like workplaces the world over; Male dominated and misogynistic. There was a constant obsession on the … Read More
Zentai Fetish
Now, does this qualify as a Zentai suit, perhaps not as this fine young lady isn’t entirely covered but it makes a great image. Zentai? I hear you say, well … Read More