Dirty, Filthy Masturbation
My response to that question is “what would you say is too much?” Personally I wank most days once or twice, I know it’s usually for work, being a sex … Read More
Category: Humour
Tin Tin Porn
There’s a lot of cartoon porn on the net but this is one of the funny ones, and it’s suggestive not actually graphic. You see it’s your mind that made … Read More
Get Your Cock Out!
This is a photo I took last year while out at Fountain’s Abbey. This is actually in Studley Royal Gardens, just down stream from the Abbey and dating from several … Read More
Put Your Hands Up Where?
Yes I know the track’s been out for years but I think it’s crap so haven’t seen the vid until I was a captive audience on the weights at the … Read More
Lingerie Makes My Mind A Dirty Place
I like a picture to tell a story and this is one of those pictures. Or is it in my head? In my mind this image infers so much. I … Read More
Friends Or Lesbians
When girls are young they can wander around, arms around each other or just holding hands but as they get older such physical contact can take on other connotations. That’s … Read More
I Thinks She`s Enjoying That
I don’t know what she’s doing but it seems to be working for her …
The Joy Of Tit Wanks
This is the sort of weather where it’s too easy to get all hot and sticky. It’s nice in one respect to be able to show visible evidence that you’ve … Read More
Giraffe Cock
I think this particular image comes in the category of WTF? It’s one of those images that begs the question “What were they thinking?” However if you like cock, ignore … Read More
Office Sex That Won’t Get You Fired
Long-time readers will know that I have a nice charcoal grey suit that I keep specifically for sex. Suze loves a man in a suit so it’s a guaranteed turn-on … Read More
Tied To A Chair
I do like things a little different. Places, scenarios, … women. I really don’t have time for things that are average. That doesn’t mean they have to be spectacularly different, … Read More
Secrets In The Bedroom
I read this story about a man who has allegedly confessed to a murder in a bout of post-coital chumminess. Whether it’s true or not it did get me thinking. … Read More
Gotta Love Bouncy Boobs In A Bikini
Karen Gillan was a big hit with Doctor Who fans in the first two series. The sci-fi drama is down 1.2 million viewers from last series, but I venture it … Read More
How Can You Miss Linsey Dawn McKenzie?
Spent all my time taking piccies when we weren’t talking business at the ETO show. We didn’t actually twig that one of the catwalk girls was Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I … Read More
Let’s Go Outside,
I don’t much care for public toilets. They are a necessary evil as far as I’m concerned, convenient, necessary but it only takes a small minority of unhygienic idiots to … Read More
Make Your Own Slut
What makes a slut? It used to be that a slut was the girl who dressed in a trashy way and would give away her “favours”, be they anything from … Read More
Blow Jobs For The Boys
There are some things that each of us never tires of. It varies from person to person but there are some common threads, especially for men. We are such simple … Read More
Did Someone Say Pool Sex?
Look what we found in our Pool at the villa on holiday … Old kidding, pity I’m sure we could all three have had fun.
Girls Hunting For Big Cocks?
Not difficult – All of them, I’d venture, like a reasonable sized portion. Of course dependant on a girls own dimensions and personal taste the cock of her dreams doesn’t … Read More
Getting Hot For An Italian Stallion
Monday, Sienna I was woken this morning for the second day in a row by the bloody cockrels. Only the previous evening had I joked with the owners of the … Read More