Russian Hookers Are Too Easy
Propositioned By A Russian Hooker … We like all popular sites get a lot of comment spam, most of it is filtered out and never actually displays. You would think … Read More
Category: Humour
The Perils Of Masturbation
I’ve had some work done recently. No, it’s not a boob job. Lol I’ve been indulging in some girlie pampering, thought it was about time I spent some time and … Read More
Odd Image, The extreme Tit Sling
Would someone please tell this poor girl how to wear a bra!
Who`d Like Some Kink
I watched a TV programme years ago where one of the presenters pointed out that we all accept that advances in technology will happen and even if news of the … Read More
Lusty Suze
Suze does like a man in uniform. Today we got chatting to a young policeman while we were out. Suze was very enthusiastic and when we finished I remarked about … Read More
All For The Love Of Tits
I was at work today and found myself, fingers poised above the keyboard, staring through the monitor. I’d drifted off and was imagining myself elsewhere. Luckily my daydreaming was probably … Read More
Would You Like To Be In The Navy If She was You CO?
Or is it PVC? Whatever, when I applied for the navy I didn’t think they had ratings like this. If they had I would have re-applied after failing the entry. … Read More
Medical Fetish Fail
Following on from my earlier post about the ridiculous use of a stethoscope in porn earlier and how it messed up a picture of the gorgeous Aria Giovanni … here’s … Read More
A Bit Of A Trim And Boobs In My Face
Having long hair means that I don’t often venture to the hairdressers which saves me a fortune but also means I miss out on other things which I’ll come to … Read More
Temptation Is Three Horny Rock Chicks In Fetish Gear
Of course the original was an 80s classic but this video has a certain something that sets it apart don’t you think. 😉 Would you give in to the temptation?
Time To Get Up, Time To Get Wet
Busy day to day, so much to do. I’m sure I’ll find time to get wet later. And if not I’ll get rained on 😉
Britney And Rihanna Get It On
The problem is they got it on at eight in the evening. Now while I’m all for a bit of raunchiness we have a ruling in the UK that before … Read More
The Charms Of Naked Aria
Suze will tell you that I have a bit of a thing for Arian Giovanni. However there are some poses that will make and porn star look stupid not sexy. … Read More
Our BDSM Neighbours
Long-time readers will know that when our neighbours first moved in we suspected they might be swingers. Well Suze did. She got the idea into her head and once lodged … Read More
Kimberley Walsh Fancies A Bit Of Tulisa
Now I don’t like the X Factor, nor do I follow celebrity news and gossip because I’ve got better things to do. Like say staring at paint drying. However occasionally … Read More
From Boob Job To Gang Bang
The Jeremy Kyle show on Friday morning was both sad and hilarious at the same time. This guy had purchased his girlfriend a new pair of boobs. Previously she had … Read More
Sexy Toy and Plus Coc[k]
We get a lot of unsolicited emails from people, not just the usual automated spam that is churned out by botnets a million times a second but some targeted email … Read More
Playing (it) With Her Pussy
Love this. So purile. So much fun.
Lube It Up Baby ;)
I’m not a lover of silicone lubricant because it can’t be used with most of my silicone toys because it could degrade them or at worse melt them. Don’t get … Read More
Dirty? Filthy. Shower? Yes Please!
There is something about getting clean before or after getting dirty that is rather special. Before there’s the anticipation, wanting to ensure that you’re at your best for a partner. … Read More