What Amazing Melons
Huge Melons! Being a lady I know that you can use boobs in many ways. Alex likes to place his head between mine almost asphyxiating between them. Lol Another favourite … Read More
Category: Humour
Squatting Schoolgirl, Secret Panties
I think this counts as the oddest and most uncomfortable looking DVD covers I’ve ever encountered. I don’t read Japanese so if anyone does can they translate it for me? … Read More
Girls And Horses Cocks
I never quite understood the desire to have a horse or pony when I was younger. To me they were smelly lumbering animals that create a load of shit for … Read More
We All Love Celebrity Nudes
No prizes but can you spot who this is? But what is it about celebrity nudes that we all find so appealing. Even if you con’t actively seek them out … Read More
Rubbing My Pussy
When it comes personal grooming I like to have my pussy shaved on a No 1. It’s the best way to keep it trimmed, I find wet shaving and depilatory … Read More
Women With Sex Toys Want More Cock
I’ve been thinking over this question in my head all day and I don’t seem to have arrived at an answer. What question I hear you shout at the screen. … Read More
Sexually Suggestive
I never envisaged those two words being used to describe a Marks & Spencer advertisement. This great British institution has never been seem as provactively sexual, more a stylish, refined … Read More
Monday Morning Pick You Up
Did you know it is almost impossible to get soft core porn on the Internet htese days. LOL Go on try an image search. The inset image is what I … Read More
Cool Scents On Hot Dates
I was channel surfing the other night when I came across Red Dragon on one of the satellite channels. I’ve not seen the film, but stopped because it was one … Read More
Goth Chicks And Punk Girls
I remember being too young to be a Punk. I desperately wanted to be one but the unfortunate timing of my birth meant that by the time the brief and … Read More
Red Dress, Red Head, Red Hot
I found the inset image on the Internet by chance and noticed the rather disturbing title of one of the stories that was apparently published within the magazine. Pulp fiction … Read More
As If I need An Excuse To Get Fucking Hot And Sweaty
I told you about the latest personal trainer at gym a while ago. He looks very much like the television personality Rav Wilding, not quite as muscly, more athletic in … Read More
Cum On My Specs
The obvious thing to say about this ad campaign from Spec Savers is “Glasses, what glasses?” That would be rather dishonest. Despite the obvious charms of the rest of Kelly Brook’s … Read More
Hard Nipples
I feel I’m a little behind the times on this one. When I was a nipper it was the done thing to ensure that when a woman wore a bra … Read More
Blonde Bikini Babes Bathing
I think this gets the award for the video for the most male fantasy clichés in the shortest time.
Frigging In The Office
You are by law supposed to take regular breaks when you sit at a desk each day. It reduces fatigue and helps prevent all sorts of problems that beset office … Read More
Seriously Good Sex Advice
Nuff Said.
The Dress Kate Didn’t Wear …
I suppose this would have raised a few eyebrows which is probably why she opted for the dress she did. But hang on, Zara Phillips gets married in July and … Read More