Weird Bunny Fucks
Fucking like rabbits, or fucking dressed as a rabbit. One I can get along with, the other seems just odd. Not that there’s anything wrong with it as such, I … Read More
Category: Humour
Up Skirts, Down Tops
I never thought about it until just now but if there’s a fetish called up-skirts then surely there’s one called down-tops where you look down a girl’s blouse at her … Read More
Sucking Delicious Nipples
Good erotica, and good porn, should move you in some way. It shouldn’t just depict the act it should make you feel compelled to take part in the act to … Read More
Oh No!, It’s Perm Porn
My memories of 1980s porn are a bit better than this …
Double Fun, But Plug And Pussy
Exactly what is says on the tin, eh. I don’t know which cat owner thought balancing a sex toy on its head and then sending a picture of it in … Read More
Round Tempting Boobs
Ya know, some things are meant to come in pairs. But I will share with Suze.
Cum Splattering
Spring is upon us and we can’t help thinking of Summer. The past couple of Summers here in the UK haven’t been too great but the one before was a … Read More
Hungry For Hungarian Honeys
We’ve been tricked by “Hungarian Honeys”. I don’t know how it happened, it just sort of crept up on us. As you browse the Internet for porn and watch DVDs … Read More
More Sex Dolls Than You Can Shake Your Cock At
I watched Jeremy Kyle yesterday morning as I tend to do every other day when I don’t go to the gym. He had his usual compliment of reprobates on with … Read More
Hot Wet And Sexy, Shame About The Music
Viewer caution is advised. Watch this music video with the sound down. It’s far better 🙂
Can I Have Some Cock Please
I seem to have an eye for gay guys lately. My attention was focused on Mr John Barrowman mot so long ago when he was playing the character Captain Jack … Read More
Looking Up That Beaver
Here is a lesson for all of us to be careful which names we select for our sites or publications. If you select a name which can be construed as … Read More
Dripping And Fucking
I can’t say for certain but I think the trees have started to dump pollen into the atmosphere in the UK. I know this as I’m allergic to it; My … Read More
Take One Vaccum Cleaner And A Cock
The Circus of Horrors were due to take their gothic style horror show to St Peter’s College to perform at their Ball on 7th May but the act has been … Read More
Incomprehensible Boobs
I don’t know why the artist decided to do this but this is just weird. Something about the placement of the boob … … those crazy Japanese guys!
Russian Street Porn
This story made me laugh because we have LCD signs around the city centre to give motorists vital snippets of traffic news. Most of the time they aren’t in use … Read More
Where`s All The Cock And Boobs Gone?
Only last year Google’s Street View featured a little prank by a teenager hoping to have his family home feature a rather unusual piece of artwork. 18 year old Rory … Read More
How Much Cock Can She Take?
Phallic Symbolism Why is it that some people can look at anything vaguely cylindrical and assign it the label “phallic”. I remember seeing a TV documentary about the excavation of … Read More
G’Mornin’ Saturday
Sometimes mornings don’t seem quite so bad …
Disturbing Bodily Fluids
I’m being a good girl latterly and sticking to my every other day workout at the gym. This consists of rowing, weights and cycling which gives me a good toning … Read More