Sex And The Scientist
I am a big lover of sci-fi. I’ve even managed to convert Suze, whose interest in the genre when I met her could be described as very minimal to a … Read More
Category: Humour
Fuck You And My Sister
A few years ago I used to believe it or not work in sales and marketing. Not a career by choice just a necessity to earn some money. Don’t get … Read More
Cock And Load
Yes it’s a cock gun! And no I’m not doing any Tom Cruise jokes.
Phone Sex Anniversary
March 3 was Alexander Graham Bell‘s birthday . I wonder what he would have thought about how his invention is been used today. It saves lives, keeps people in touch across … Read More
A Very Sexy Personal Trainer With Extras
Just got back from gym and after a thorough workout I feel invigorated. If you’re thinking this is a picture of my personal trainer, it isn’t, that would be silly. … Read More
Three Horny Girls
I remembered a conversation I had at work with the girls just before I left – we were being a bit smutty and she said that she once went out … Read More
Wii Love To Be Spanked
Games producer Ubisoft are set to release their latest game We Dare next month for use on the Wii and Playstation 3. Despite having an age rating of 12 the … Read More
Getting Naked In The Snow
Those Germans are simply crazy. Every year for the past 3 they host the Naked Sledging competition which takes place over a 90 metre long snowy piste. The event attracted … Read More
Sex Fantasies And Down Right Lies
How’s this for weird. I used to figure that people (OK mainly men, do they count as people?) who talked about sex all the time didn’t get any. Working in … Read More
Girls Who Get Dirty In Cars
Word of warning dear readers, I will be asking for a little reader participation regarding this post. 😉 Alex and I both have cars, his new one is a dark … Read More
Black Sexy Silky Underwear
Holly smoke! It’s Holloaks again! Have all the girls in Hollyoaks done underwear shoots? I think they have. Leaves me asking the question “With all that eye candy in the … Read More
More Hard Cocks, All For Me?
I know that spam isn’t targeted as such, they will send it out to anyone and if you respond they like it even more. I’ve now started getting emails requesting … Read More
Spit Roast On The Table
I want to go and live in Newfoundland. Well, I have for a long time because despite never having been to Canada in my life I have a feeling I’d … Read More
Tight Trousers, Round Ass
I gotta get me some of this when I get home.
Cumming At The Gym
You will have to forgive me regaling my tales of my trips to the gym over the next few days. I’m sure my enthusiasm will wane. Only joking. Lol Over … Read More
Cock Luvin` Girl
It goes without saying I suppose, you all know what I’m like by now. Can’t keep my hands off it and need to devour it several times daily. Lol I … Read More
Sarah Jane Cum?
Actually come to think of it there are so many choices in the Hollyoaks girls. How about Sarah Jane Dunn. Nice. I’ll share if you like Suze.
Hollyoaks Tit Wank Special
Well if Suze is doing Gemma Atkinson with a strap-on I think I will mostly be doing Roxanne McKee. Tit wank me thinks.
Getting The Boys To Jack Off For You
When I read this on Failblog.com I just had to share it. It’s about a biology teacher who asked for his pupils to masturbate to produce a sample of sperm … Read More
Amazing Live Pussy Show
We sometimes spoil ourselves by going out for a pub lunch to our favourite countryside haunt. I wish it was closer to home but I suppose that would make us … Read More