Hot And Sweaty Sex
I wrote in a post the other week that it has been so cold over here in the UK that trying to have sex and keep warm at the same … Read More
Category: Humour
Popping Porn
As we were in the area on Sunday we toddled off to the adult shop to check out the DVDs. It was only a flying visit but we couldn’t believe … Read More
Cock Bounce
I like to share my sexual experiences and I know from the emails I receive that you like to read about them too. Tonight Alex and I watched a little … Read More
Hard Lickable
It’s bloody freezing this morning. Imagine all the nipples standing proud and erect! Yep, just for a change I woke up horny this morning. Lot’s of work to do as … Read More
Anal Plug Games
Alex and I are opened minded when it comes to sex, as they say we are willing to try most things. If you had asked me a few years ago … Read More
Anal Dildo Drama
Some impulses really should be suppressed. I’m not against a bit of anal exploration, done carefully, with the right sex toy and plenty of lube it can be fun if … Read More
Pussy Pussy Picture
Is this the most incongruous use of a cat in a picture? I have absolutely no idea what the reason behind it is so does anyone have any suggestions?
Home Alone With A Pornstar
How soon they grow up. I just commented to Alex that Macaulay Culkin has grown up. Then I realised that he was in the role of Kevin McCallister in 1990, … Read More
Nude Celebrity Fun And Games
When I wrote a post about Ulrika Johnson being a bit of a MILF a while ago I didn’t mention that Googling her name produces some images that I’m guessing … Read More
A Hard Guy Is Good to Find
I love making Alex hard and the number of ways I’m able to bring about that physical response. It can be something I said or maybe a look. And every … Read More
Getting Free Porn On The Shopping Channel
I don’t tend to watch shopping channels, well not unless I’m drunk. Oh, I tell a lie I had a brief addiction to watching late night shopping because of the … Read More
Big Cock, Little Cock, Or Just A Dirty Mind?
Kids TV wasn’t like this when I was a kid … If you don’t know this pair they are from kids’ TV in the UK and are called “Big Cook, … Read More
That’s Where It`s Scat
Sometimes you really do have to wonder how anyone would conceive such thoughts and put them in to action. What am I talking about? I just read about an new … Read More
Naked Night Walker ;)
We took a drive out to our favourite country pub for lunch on Sunday. Most times we visit there something happens en route or within the hostelry to amuse us. … Read More
Fucking Against The Clock
We were faced with a slight dilemma yesterday evening. My father was due to call but we weren’t sure of the time, usually it’s around 8.30pm. I can hear you … Read More
Boys, Can I Measure Your Cock?
I’m a firm believer in the adage “all things are relative” and I’m sure that this rule also applies in the bedroom. But then again I’ve been a lucky girl … Read More
Hot Hello Boys!
Is it just me that loves this picture? This is the really wakeup call. Hello boys!
Pussy Play
I decided to do sex toy review yesterday afternoon as it was so grey and dismal outside. Turning on the DVD player on route I pulled the bedroom curtains closed, … Read More
All Hands On Cocks Please
I can crochet, wont lie, my grandma taught me how to do it many years ago as a young girl. The only problem with it is that it doesn’t seem … Read More
Sex On The Carpet
Don’t you love it when your girlfriend loses her contact lenses.