Almost Festive, Very Kinky
If only these girls had been wearing a bit of green in their outfits this would have looked a little festive. Well, I enjoyed it anyway.
Category: Humour
Up Skirts, That’s Where You’ll Find The Panties
Yes, I know I said no panties but I just found this on my hard disk. Amazing what you find lying around. Not just the panty shot either, I think … Read More
No Panties
Sadly there will be no gratuitous panty pictures today as despite my best intentions I haven’t been able to find the time to find any. Not that I really spend … Read More
Mega Tits Meets Stupid Porn
I tonight’s search for cartoon pornography I have come across some interesting stuff. Some too sick to put on this blog and some stuff that I’m sure you’ve all seen … Read More
Naughtie Cunt
I had to smile this morning whilst eating my breakfast reading the Daily Mail Online. It was running a story referring to James Naughtie’s early morning BBC4 Today programme. Whilst … Read More
Sex In The Snow Soon
Every year as we head on in to Winter I have an overwhelming desire to fuck in the soft white snow when (and if) it finally arrives. There is a … Read More
Sex At The Christmas Party
First of all, do you actually need a guide to the sort of naughtiness that goes on at the office Christmas party? Probably not, but I thought it might be … Read More
Who’s Been A Bad, Nasty Girl? He Knows You Know
I’m normally quite late getting in to the Christmas spirit. I write my cards at the last minute and do my shopping later and later each year. It only really … Read More
Fast And Furious Fucking
Now is it just me or does the very thought of a mechanical dildo not exactly arouse? I first saw the Sybian about a year ago and couldn’t help but … Read More
More Swedish Masturbation
If I ever see my postman again he should be delivering me some more Swedish pleasure objects. I received the confirmation they had been shipped the other day. Trouble is … Read More
Where Is The Pussy Guys?
Today we popped out to stock up as supplies were starting to run a little low. We got some bacon for some comforting sarnis. Sadly it smelled like rubber while … Read More
Waking Blow Job
My waking dream this morning was pretty amazing. I dreamt that Suze and I were working in a factory making some form of electrical devices. Don’t ask me what, it’s … Read More
Getting Naked In The Car
There has been controversy surrounding Google’s street mapping right from the day it started. People were up in arms complaining that it infringed on their privacy and objected to it. … Read More
Robots Get Their Rocks Off
I didn’t see this in Terminator Salvation, must have been cut.
Chocolate Pussy Fun
We are all familiar with chocolate boobs and willies, you can even cast your own life size willy with the help of your partner. But a new one on me … Read More
Dangerous Lesbian Sex
The Health And Safety people would have a field day with this one. High heels on a slippery marble stair and then standing on one leg. I ask you …
G’Mornin’ Leather
Being in the UK we don’t have Thanksgiving as such. however I would like to give thanks for Fergie. Especially when she wears a leather bra. Does that count?
Upside Down Vibrator Girl
I think this proves that if you have never used a vibrator before you should read the instructions, or at least talk to the people in the shop where you … Read More
The More Sex The Merrier
It’s a fact that when it comes to sex the British have always had a dual personality when it comes to sex. On one hand they purport to regard it … Read More
Frantic Pussy
Our cat is very nervous tonight, in fact we were wondering what he was up to, then we worked it out. The local cats have a Fight Club, and the … Read More